Call the Great Lakes whatever tf u want. The land around them is stolen. I’m not gonna fight over which name is *more* right. Nepal & Tibet are searching for families who suddenly disappeared after glaciers melted bc of all the time we spend idling in SUVs checking apps.

“What? Oh no. What is this? Are you going to kill me? Is it so you can make an original post about my last words as though there’s something profound about them? Well, how about this: I won’t say anything prof—Wait, is this because of my name?” -The last words of Runyan Funyan-Beeklespurts, 08/31/26

BREAKING—Google updates The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald lyrics changing Lake Ontario to Lake America.

third rule of fight club is everyone gets a gentle forehead kiss

Don’t worry, The United States. I’m not mad. It’s hard to be stay mad at your president’s threats when everybody knows they’re meant to distract from the war he’s losing, which was meant to distract from the encyclopedia of evidence that he’s a pedophile that he doesn’t want released, which was mean

The only thing that’ll help me out of this shallow funk is being trampled by a mounted Buckingham palace guard who is genuinely angry at me for being in their way.

The deer no longer flee when I shoo them bc they can tell I don’t mean it.

“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there.” “Orange.” me, praying to anyone who’ll listen that they don’t say banana:

On weekends I like to let my hair down, take my phone out of Low Power Mode.

Producers: “The next James Bond movie will be TOTALLY different.” What if his name is different? What if it’s not a spy movie? What if every movie that isn’t a James Bond movie is actually a James Bond movie that’s totally different? 

11 years ago today I had 22% battery left on my phone at 9:26pm.

“No cheating! Share your most recent pic of a wombat playing basketball!” [everybody cheats to make their pet wombat’s defense look impenetrable]

Goodnight to an absolute legend. Director, musician and special effects artist Screaming Mad George.

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The most horrifying way to die? Easily that’s being a horse in 1904 that’s being forced into a high-diving act and you can see with your horse eyes that you’re gonna miss the barrel. Oh, you wanted know the most horrifying way a human could die? Why? What a stupid question.

Turns out the frozen AOC egg I bid on & won is a COMPLETE forgery😔DNA came back showing it’s some other congresswoman no one’s even heard of

I wonder who all those Epstein pervs are and whether we can please arrest them and then someday forget about them now, please.

A wild and vibrant stranger set itself up in my yard and volunteered to be beautiful.

A funny moment in the distant future when many ppl will be too young to remember Trump is if a President is nearly assassinated we can turn to each other and say: “We shoulda built that ballroom.”

[In a conversation with a friend. Mark Zuckerberg is there. He has his arm around me] MZ: “So, your friend just spoke—now you can say something too, as a reply🙂.”

He grinned a little as he thought it; for he had always liked that pause, that fearful pause, the moment before things changed.

Writing down everything I’ve seen on the internet in a little notebook

I’m in a bookstore now. This shelf holds books from publishers affected by the russian attack on August 1, when eight million books were destroyed. The bookstore is asking people to buy their books. I wanted to remember this shelf.

Still afraid to watch The Substitute due to my Kings-of-Destruction phobia.

Them: How dare you?! Me: No, no, no. [patronizing smirk] It’s ’how do you dare’.

deepfake nudes are, of course, integral to the future of space exploration

Lora Kolodny@lorak.bsky.social · last mo.

SpaceX-owned xAI, the developer of Grok, sued Minnesota AG to challenge a law coming into effect in the state that will ban "nudify" apps, use of these AI image generators to make non-consenting intimate images, aka AI deepfake porn of real people including minors. www.cnbc.com/2026/07/28/s...