Happy father's day to all you mother fuckers

Any help or share is greatly appreciated😍💖🫶

Ms.P@96teacherk.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Happy Sunday💖I’m a Kinder teacher from Texas❤️I finished my 4th year and I’ll be going into my 5th year of teaching😍I’m excited for a new school year💖💖I have created a list needed for this 2026-2027 school year🫶Any help or share is greatly appreciated☺️ #clearthelist www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

Remember, according to the declaration of independence its not only our right, but our duty to abolish oppressive and abusive government.

This! 😱 This will never be funny. It will never be ok. It will never not harm a family member you care about. #StopRape #SheShed youtube.com/shorts/MGXaB...

Heyyyyyy so this is terrifying

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Wife: "I just want to be a fairy living in a tree making cookies and other goodies all day" Me: "I mean, that sounds great, but thats not a fairy, thats a keebler elf"

I upgraded the meme because someone told Nintendo on me.

Derik the Selfish Man@deriktheselfishman.bsky.social · 4mo ago

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Boss: oh hey Derik, we have a lot of extra work the next couple of months we need your team to really push to make sure we get through it all Me: Thats weird, you completely mispronounced "Derik all your techs are getting a raise due to the increase in productivity we expect"

Wife listening to music on her phone: *comes back to room* "My music shut off, why didnt you press play?" Me: *looks at her phone* "Well, its on Wallflowers one headlight, I would say thats a great reason not to press play"

Again, our DoJ shows their weaponized incompetence. 🙄🤦🏽‍♀️ They've left yet another Survior of Epstein/Trump sex trafficking ring name unredacted, since yesterday. Her name is still currently unredacted. 🤦🏽‍♀️ #SheShed

New abortion method just dropped. Programmer Plays Doom on a Pregnancy Test - Devices That Run Doom share.google/Fr3Z3sL75pb9...

This Programmer Figured Out How to Play Doom on a Pregnancy Test

It's a Doomguy!

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Me: *Smokes pot while listening to Orgasmatron by Motorhead because when I sing while holding a hit in I sound more like Lemmy*

Any and all help appreciated. Even a repost helps.

Dee@dee4ever.bsky.social · 5mo ago

My grandson’s class needs your help. They are two years old and need T shirts for the Black History program. I am looking for 10 angels to help with one T shirt each. Please share. www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

Men, im begging you to do a better job of calling out the worst of us. Even if its your friend, brother, dad start going off on them for making us all look bad. Hit them if you fucking have to. Decent men need to start being the bad thing that happens to shitty men.

Remember, women couldnt "sleep their way to the top" if everything wasnt already controlled by men in the 1st place.

We have lost one of our SheShed Sisters. 🕊️ It was an honor to be Zanetta’s friend and sister. 💕 She will be remembered as a beautiful person who kept it real. 🕊️ She will forever be remembered and missed. 💕 #SheShed 🙏🏻🕊️🙏🏻

The Real Zanetta@therealzanetta.bsky.social · 6mo ago

In honor of our mom, we launched Zanetta's Gift to ensure no patient walks alone. Help us reach our $100,000 goal. Visit www.zanettasgift.org to donate today.

That’s one hell of a hard hitting truth 😔 Damn.. How about you? #SheShed

"No taxation without representation" Well I can guarantee these elite pedophile cannibals do not represnt me at all, so does that mean I dont have to pay taxes anymore?

I dont know who the fuck bad bunny is nor did I watch his halftime show. But judging by the conservative meltdown over it I bet is was great.

Remember, the same news outlets calling Epstiens victims "underage women" also call grown ass men "boy" or "youth" to justify their violent crimes. This is not an accident.

Wife showing me couches: "I was thinking we would get this one and put across from this other one" Me: "for what?" Wife: "for people, to sit?" Me: "we dont have people over and if we do, dont give them a place to sit, it takes them longer to leave"

Transphobes are seriously all "haha, Epstein sexualized Trans children too! That means it is a sexual thing like i thought!" No, it means you have the same mindset as a pedophile.

French prosecutors have raided the Paris office of Twitter🔥🔥🔥🔥 Twitter & Grok are accused of spreading online SA images and deepfakes. A criminal offense. Elon Musk has been summoned for interviews in April The US might not do shit, but international countries will👏🏻 #SheShed

MAGA: "Democrats are in the Esptien Files!" Me: "Correct, we should get rid of them too along with Trump and Musk" MAGA: "Those files are lies!" Me: "ITS THE SAME FUCKING FILES!"

"I never went to Epstien island! But I know Bill Clinton and Bill Gates did because I saw them there all the time! Checkmate liberals!" -Donald Trump, Basically.

Out of all the reasons billionaires shouldn't exist, child torture and rape islands along with eating babies tops the list.