I need a Christmas Vacation sweater. Preferably a "Shitter's full" one. But my dream is to knit one myself, with Clark's legendary crashout that ends in "Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?" I could take a "Shitter's full" screenshot and try to turn it into a colorwork pattern. Hmm. 😆

Channeling my period cramps into making memes re: very slowly learning Russian. (cc @thistlearts.bsky.social in case you find this amusing xD) I was like, okay, Америка is 'America' and Германия is 'Germany,' got it. I also know how to say a few other countries. I am nailing this. Then:

"Natur-Tofu ohne Gewürze schmeckt wie ein feuchter Bausparvertrag." - ein Kochvideo xD 😆

👀 (a perfect way to spend the afternoon in PMS mode lolol!)

Decided to make my #wipwednesday a bit topical! #HeatedRivalry #Hollanov It's a much longer excerpt than I normally post, but it's NaNo time, so I'm fully in "Kuzco's poison' mode. :D

I'm so disappointed. 😩

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Fo just called the Winter Soldier their "blorbo-in-law" (because I love him) and I'm laughing so hard. What a fitting concept. 🤣

I dreamed I was a corporate character in the TMBD universe & the PresAux team wanted to... hire me? Or something? So we were all in a conference room, talking, & Gurathin was doing his nails. He had those electric files/polishers that make noise. Murderbot shot him SO many glares. 😂

The CaitVi Kinktober 2025 disaster, backed by the dulcet tones of In The Hall Of The Mountain King, just came across my dash again & all is right in the world.

According to my e-reader I am at ~83% of Metro 2035 and insane shit just keeps happening?!?! ... How is this all gonna end?? I love what Artyom just said re: why he wants the surface so badly. He said the Metro is too narrow, too small, "it only goes forward and backward". Such a good quote!

Me: drank about 30-40mL of dairy milk yesterday (I know, okay, I KNOW) My digestive system:

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LRP: Oh. My. God. Well I guess I gotta write the Hollanov I want to see in the world then. 😱

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... and I forgot about WIP Wednesday... again.

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Bro what the absolute FUCK did I just read. I've reached chapter 16 of 'Metro 2035,' the last part of the Metro trilogy, and... This might be the best plot twist I've read in this decade. I feel like Noelle when Berdly said he likes Susie, & she shook him while shouting "What? What? What? What?"

We're watching Dead Rising 2 as played by the Game Grumps & they're at The Sophie Mission(tm) and it's SO disorienting (my name is Sophie too). 🤣 "Sophie, over here! Sophie, don't run into the fucking zombies! Fuck! SOPHIE! What are you doing! Sophie!!! What the hell, Sophie?!?!" 🤣

(My photo of the single unfinished Songbird Mitten got/is still getting SO many likes, wow. I feel very honored. 🥹)

My Mom just called me in great confusion about an IT problem that could be fixed by my simple words, "Scroll down a bit further." Omg. 😆🙈

I know OP already knows it, but to anyone else wondering: look up Andre Janones. He's the one you'll want to study and emulate.

Siddhartha Mitter@siddharthamitter.bsky.social · 2w ago

Extraordinary. A turnaround through mass mobilization online and offline that must be studied and emulated.

My birb has legs now! #knitting #strandedcolorwork #SongbirdMittens

Roommate just called me a "condiment whore". What can I say, they're right. 🤣

My stomach, possibly prompted by the flu vaccine, has decided it's time for Big Nausea today, sooo the chili I wanted to cook to HELP my body cope with the flu vaccine will have to wait. 🫠 otoh, the ring-thingy I bought to help separate my strands during colorwork-knitting is AMAZING.

Some #HeatedRivalry fic for your Monday! 🏒 Rotten Work ⎯ T ⎯ #Hollanov ⎯ 5.8k 🏒 married Shane/Ilya 🏒 depressed Ilya, supportive Shane 🏒 hygiene struggles 🏒 bad husband Grigori Rozanov 🏒 hurt/comfort 🏒 Shane is never ashamed of Ilya, no matter what. 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/94598221

Hewwo #HeatedRivalry fandom, can someone please explain to me where "Shanebug" came from? Honest question! I'm seeing it everywhere & just want to know haha. (I THINK I know what it means but I'm not totally sure so if you want to elaborate, please do!) Thank youuu ✨

Mfw I finally figured out how to catch my floats SIMPLY in stranded colorwork:

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This bus ride is the first time someone turned off their obnoxious music when I glared! Amazing! It probably helped that I had to turn ALL the way around to scowl at them. 😂

Oh boy, I am just trying to do everything at once today. Knitting stranded colorwork for the first time, writing, replying to messages, tidying...

I'm time-aware enough again to notice WIP Wednesday, and I theoretically had all day to post something, but now I'm stuck outside running errands. And I bet I'll have forgotten by the time I get back home. 😅

LRP: Maybe we could make October 14 Heated Rivalry Day, the same way that October 3rd is Mean Girls Day? 🥰