Normal Dervy
@dervy.bsky.social
cathedral trespasser sometimes make comic called pleasant town https://ko-fi.com/dervy
having my nephew over for the weekend, we're going shoplifting
told a bunch of firefighters that it's really more of a crazyfire and they all agreed, they're changing the word for me
going outside and taking great, heavy breaths while jogging in place. getting as much wildfire smoke into me as possible so I can carry the legacy of whatever it is that's burning in Saskatchewan
sorry, can't come in to work today, I have to smash my bunions with a ball peen hammer
hyper-extending both thumbs trying to show off to my boss by snapping my new, extra-wide suspenders and spending 25 minutes sobbing in the back room
1st Draft. Front Cover submission for upcoming TTRPG ReignFall
I'll never know if my grandpa had IBS, but I bet he was ripping tons of shit tickets just like his boys
I wish my grandpa were alive today to attend the Sunday dinner I'm having with the Pokémon Buzzwole
I wish my grandpa were alive today to see how racist he could get away with being
hello! I'm poor. I'd like to do a commission for you, if you'd like. here's some examples of previous work commissioned on this lovely website. if you're interested or want more details, send me a DM. love you thanks
the cool part of perpetual stew is you can just sneeze into it and stuff and if anything bad happens because of that there's no way to verify it
if you hold your pee long enough it should come out way faster like a power-washer and put holes in stuff
it never felt right to get a burger from dairy queen, stick to your cow parts
gone through most of these already, thanks to everyone for the interest and the support! I love u all. there's a couple small pieces left, and then some giant ones (which i think are too big for most spaces), if you're interested in anything please lmk and I'll give you deets 🙏
Normal Dervy@dervy.bsky.social · 2mo agomoving soon and digging up paintings, some recent and some quite old, I won't be taking them with me. if you like anything, I will ship 2 u
moving soon and digging up paintings, some recent and some quite old, I won't be taking them with me. if you like anything, I will ship 2 u
