DeryckEleven
@deryckeleven.bsky.social
writer, hobby linguist, bit of a critic Linktree: https://linktr.ee/deryckeleven
I can’t imagine watching all of Naruto Shippuden and still wanting to write a song about any part of it. That final 1/3 was a slog and the last stretch of eps pissed me off so much that I wish I’d never tried to finish the series. Good song, tho. open.spotify.com/track/2eXcY4...
Got my first author scam email! In rarified company with such as AJ Jacobs!
Me dogpiling: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me getting dogpiled: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
why can't i redeem microsoft rewards for amazon gift cards? fucking microshaft
i avoid getting my jokes stolen by not writing good ones
Alex@theunorthodox.bsky.social · 6d agoi avoid getting my jokes stolen by not writing good ones
Downgrade a movie One Battle Occasionally
TwoSense@twosense.bsky.social · last wk.Downgrade a movie On Aluminum Pond
There oughta be a role against making the first 30 seconds of a song so much better than the rest of it just so you get Spotify credit for people not skipping until your actual shitty music starts.
Make a band bigger Shonen This Is a Knife
trussit✅@trussit.bsky.social · 2w agomake a band bigger Paramost
Make a band bigger More Than Jake
MCKV@emceekayvee.bsky.social · 2w agoMake a band bigger Peter Gape-briel (Sorry)
Me eating a pickle: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me in a pickle: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
aj@strawberry.bsky.to · 2w agopickles are yummy until you’re in one
In our Call of Cthulhu game this evening, one of our party members pulled out a Lewis gun, gasting the flabbers out of one of our NPCs.
I know there are bigger, deadlier fish to fry, but this roll of Bounty Select-a-Size paper towels is poorly perforated and it’s b annoying because I keep tearing where I expect to and have mangled many a paper towel
