ok somebody help me because i could’ve SWORN mel gibson had a rendition of the odyssey in the early 2000s and yet the internet has no memory of it
Destiny Allegedly
@destinyharhar.bsky.social
30. she/her. ca. taurus so don’t take me too seriously. i will take a nap about it. born to be silly. forced to pay bills
anger is confusion without the words to convey it
it sucks having tea about a topic no one really cares about but the people involved lol
why is my bf trying to convince me ole is a hockey chant?? white people in cold places were shouting ole! to cheer their team on??? be sffr
i’m so weird about irl compliments because like why do you think your opinion on my hair matters to me???
this man complained to my supervisor because i didn’t say good morning to him. yall. this GROWN ASS MAN tattle taled because i did not greet him. i’m exhausted
i want to be healthy but i will also claim my bf tried to kill me when he takes me on a hike or bike ride i suggested
them: if you don’t have kids, who’s going to take care of you in your old age? me: tf are we making robots for??
my ovulation period ended. time to go on the sorry i was publicly horny apology tour
the internet can be so much fun when you find your people 🥰
i know i’ve been working in an office too long when the way a highlighter feels on paper turns me on a little bit
did the whole finger gun thing to my bf and now i’m wondering what do people in other countries do?? pretend to shank each other??
monogamy? in this economy?? i need a third income just to gas up the cars
i thought Girls Trip was going to be fun but it’s cringe
it’s horrible but i could watch people making fun of those insane traumatic ANTM photoshoots forever
normalize re-recording a song without problematic people. i’m looking at you Big Bank. YG get back in the booth!
no child left behind was a mistake. a lot of these adults needed to be left behind a couple times
a white man just greeted me with “hey little sister”. i’m taking some mental health days off
after watching the reels my friends sent me i’ve decided all i need is a pager. the internet was a mistake
idk why people keep wishing pregnancy on me. they still don’t know how to handle black women in hospitals. do you want me to die?? i thought we were friends
my friend keeps wishing pregnancy on me and honestly imma have to demote him to acquaintance because my friends would never wish hell on me
the internet is such a big place. it’s so hard to find your people
explaining to a supervisor at work that being an onlyfans model is not as simple as just having big titties and a camera
fingers crossed this year provides no character development. stop testing me
you can’t convince me pandas are meant to be out in the wild. let us have them as pets
