"Mine has been a life of much shame. I can't even guess myself what it must be to live the life of a human being." An Original Portrayal From The Bottling Plant Of Fizzbun Tomoko Kuroki of the official time skip, with Maho Hiyajo as the unofficial faceclaim

I do not participate in that Sunday trend. I won’t judge anybody that does, it’s just really not for me.

Ah… [A bit of an awkward smile.] Jeez… it’s a wonder how everyone was so patient with me back then. He’s like a ticking time bomb.

ৎ୭⸻ 𝑪𝑶𝑺𝑴𝑶𝑺@crystalfuture.bsky.social · 4w ago

. . . Let me hold your hand while I say this. Yes. Yes you were.

“… That was intentional. And I’m so here for it.”

𝐋𝐄𝐓'𝐒 𝐃𝐎 𝐈𝐓‼️@variableweapons.bsky.social · 4w ago

“Scared of Sora 24/7- Like TWENTY-FOUR-SEVEN. Like I get it! The guy’s strong but that’s quite a relationship Non-Heale- I MEAN.. uh.. Daffy? I MEAN- Woody Wooxpecker- I MEAN-“

… Was I always that violent???? My younger self just ripped that vending machine in half…

ৎ୭⸻ 𝑪𝑶𝑺𝑴𝑶𝑺@crystalfuture.bsky.social · 4w ago

Ah, I remember my childish tantrums when I was younger. Thank goodness that I'm not like that anymore.

YOU WILL NOT LIVE THIS SHIT DOWN UNTIL I’M DEAD, AND I WILL OUTLIVE YOU!

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐃𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐇𝐚𝐬 𝐋𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐈𝐧.@thefauntleroyduck.bsky.social · 4w ago

OH COME ON.

You wanted to know your nickname? Here’s your nickname.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐃𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐇𝐚𝐬 𝐋𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐈𝐧.@thefauntleroyduck.bsky.social · 4w ago

… FUCK, HOW’D I NOT THINK OF THAT!? Okay, so we got God Lady, Michael JACson, and Kat-astrophe. I like it.

♥ — 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑼𝑷 𝑰𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑳𝑶𝑼𝑫𝑺@crimsonexecutioner.bsky.social · 4w ago

"Grim Reaper's a fun one. Teeters closer to my domain." "Might I also suggest Kat-astrophe?"

🎶Cheeeeeeesy Miiiiichael open up the dooooor🎶 🎶Oh cheeeesyyyy Miiiichael open up the dooor🎶

` — 𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙍𝙏 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙀𝙇𝙁𝙇𝙀𝙎𝙎𝙉𝙀𝙎𝙎@selfishtothecore.bsky.social · 4w ago

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀WHY DO YOU STILL KNOW TO DO THAT.

Hmmm… okay, yeah, I’ll keep it then. [He then scratches his head.] Hmmmm… KatPat? MatKat? No those sound like weird ship names. Hmmm… fuck it, I’m just gonna call you the grim reaper.

♥ — 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑼𝑷 𝑰𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑳𝑶𝑼𝑫𝑺@crimsonexecutioner.bsky.social · 4w ago

Snicker. "Michael Jacson is a good one. You should keep that."

Cheesy Michael

` — 𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙍𝙏 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙀𝙇𝙁𝙇𝙀𝙎𝙎𝙉𝙀𝙎𝙎@selfishtothecore.bsky.social · 4w ago

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀It gets. Worse for me.

YOU LITTLE SHIT—

✧ 𝓓𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐘@destinyslight.bsky.social · 4w ago

Yes, yes you were.

… I gotta come up with a clever nickname for Kat. And Jac. God Lady’s already got God Lady… hmmm… Kat Cocoa and Micheal JACson? … ………. I was way better at this when I was younger.

Cheesy Michael

God Lady’s getting the first invite BTW. [Even after all these years, he still calls her that.]

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀LIVE GODDESS REACTION

𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐎 @destinyovertime.bsky.social’s 𝐀𝐍𝐃 @crystalfuture.bsky.social’s 𝐖𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆! ❤️ 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐔𝐁𝐌𝐈𝐓 𝐀 𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 #𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐋𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐆𝐂! 𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃!

Partner, yes… but perhaps I could be something of a husband? [He let the sentence linger for a bit before taking the queen’s hand in his.] … Do you remember when we first met? We just so happen to both arrive in the multiverse and end up in Canterlot City. +

ৎ୭⸻ 𝑪𝑶𝑺𝑴𝑶𝑺@crystalfuture.bsky.social · 4w ago

Then I take back my statement. You're just the best partner anybody in the universe could ask for. [ She glanced up at him with a soft smile, nuzzling into his palm as both eyes fell shut. ]

No, but you know what I mean.

✧ 𝓓𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐘@destinyslight.bsky.social · 4w ago

MOTHERFUCKER DO I LOOK LIKE I’M TEN????

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ‎ ‎⚠⚠⚠ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ‎ ‎ \\ 𝙵𝙻𝙰𝚂𝙷 𝚆𝙰𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙽𝙶 //

ＤＥＩＣＩＤＥ ||@hyperdemon.bsky.social · 2y ago

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 𝘗𝘌𝘛𝘙𝘐𝘊𝘏𝘖𝘙-𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙄𝙉𝙀𝘿 𝘋𝘌𝘚𝘛𝘐𝘕𝘠 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ‎ ‎ 𝙀𝙋𝙄𝘾𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝘖𝘍 𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙋𝙔 ㅤㅤㅤ ‎ ‎ 𝘛𝘞𝘐𝘚𝘛𝘌𝘋 𝘎𝘈𝘙𝘋𝘌𝘕, 𝘓𝘼𝘾𝙀𝘿 𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝙋𝙊𝙒𝙀𝙍 ㅤㅤㅤ ‎ ‎ 𝙋𝙊𝙍𝙏𝙍𝘼𝙄𝙏 𝘖𝘍 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝙎𝘾𝘼𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍𝙀𝘿 𝙁𝘓𝙊𝙒𝙀𝙍𝙎 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ‎ ‎ 🎴 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ‎ ‎ 𝘠𝘖𝘜'𝘓𝘓 𝙉𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍 𝘉𝘌 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝙎𝘼𝙈𝙀 𝘼𝙂𝘼𝙄𝙉 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘐𝘚 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘽𝙀𝙂𝙄𝙉𝙉𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝘈𝘕𝘋 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙉𝘿

I’m you but if our writer decided NOT to Ash Ketchum you.

✧ 𝓓𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐘@destinyslight.bsky.social · 4w ago

Who the fuck is that?

[Event pinned]

[𝔻𝕖𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖: 𝕊𝕚𝕣𝕖𝕟'𝕤 𝕊𝕠𝕟𝕘]@sirenssong.bsky.social · 11mo ago

"I know you're inching for a fight, but alas...."

Am I a flirt? Or do I just know when I should be grateful with what destiny has blessed me with? [Cue a sly, playful grin on the king’s face as he held his lover close to him.]

ৎ୭⸻ 𝑪𝑶𝑺𝑴𝑶𝑺@crystalfuture.bsky.social · 4w ago

[ Rolling her eyes playfully, the woman placed both hands on his chest. ] Even after all these years, you're still such a flirt.

[He kissed back softly as he reached over, gently placing his hands on her hips.] If we’re going off of that logic, then maybe I should fawn over you more often, my beloved. Fools say the sun gives the moon its light, but in reality it’s your beauty that gives it its shine.

ৎ୭⸻ 𝑪𝑶𝑺𝑴𝑶𝑺@crystalfuture.bsky.social · 4w ago

Look at yourself in a mirror. Can you blame me? [ Cue a peck to his lips. ]

[A slight chuckle.] Love, we’ve been together for how many years now, and you’re still fawning over me like this?

ৎ୭⸻ 𝑪𝑶𝑺𝑴𝑶𝑺@crystalfuture.bsky.social · 4w ago

Hiiiiiii. [ She's like a lovestruck teenager right now. ]

Hi. I’m said aforementioned man.

ৎ୭⸻ 𝑪𝑶𝑺𝑴𝑶𝑺@crystalfuture.bsky.social · 4w ago

EVERYONE SHUSH. MY MAN IS HERE.

𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎

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