bro theyre crushing & grinding your ass into a course slurry over in mortar and pestle chat
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he/him I still dream of violence Angry at the waiting game Don't ask me why I hate myself As I'm circling the drain 'Cause death, it takes too long And I can't wait
Gen-X is a kind of boomer. Eventually millenials will be as well (later gens will swear this is alr the case but: not yet, not yet)
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Chris Sommerfeldt@c-sommerfeldt.bsky.social · 3d agoNew: Mayor Zohran Mamdani and a group of his friends have been secretly using the NYPD Police Academy’s gymnasium in Queens to play pickup basketball — scrambling some operations at the facility. w/ @grahamrayman.bsky.social & Joe Anuta www.politico.com/news/2026/10...
it’s funny that this is being produced and shared on a libshit platform, bc let’s be honest most of their readership would agree if this wasnt presented in a way to highlight that it’s bad. remember super predators?
The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 3d agoRFK: "There's five hundred million Arabs in the world. And yet they don't produce science. They don't win the Nobel Prize. They don't win the Fields Prize. They don't win the Wolf Prize. They don't produce literature."
That's not because of AI. That's a company eating an upfront cost to 'Right Size' their company for an incoming Recession.
Microsoft offers voluntary buyouts to 60,000 employees as AI leads to efficiency push
Microsoft is trying to balance a rapid AI infrastructure build-out with capital efficiency.
cnbc.com
the most lucid candid of michael shannon i’ve ever seen
Benjamin@benjaminschneider.ch · 4w agoWerner Herzog will be the last human being whose next word no language model can predict
After Careful Thought, Teen Applies To College Where Family Donated Building https://theonion.com/after-careful-thought-teen-applies-to-college-where-fa-1819577078/
for those who don’t know: the ideal CAG/delta/operator is a 5’4” wirey little runner guy with special interests like playing instruments or high math aptitude. in other words: america’s elite corps of trigger pullers mostly fall within the band of breedable femboy twink
learning the lyrics to ethel cain Tempest is harder than memorizing the five stanzas of THE ranger creed
palmer lucky mechsplo chaser
Amy Feldman@amyfeldman7.bsky.social · last wk.*NEW* Colossal Biosciences’ Ben Lamm and Anduril’s Palmer Luckey team up on a new startup to genetically engineer war dogs for the military. Warhound comes out of stealth at $1.2B valuation For @forbes.com with @iainmartin.bsky.social and @mhunterhart.bsky.social www.forbes.com/sites/amyfel...
ok. hear me out: PLANETES, but they’re privateer (in the most expansive sense) cosmo-terrorists.
i would rather lay my face down on a smoking hot frying pan and hold it there, hearing, smelling and feeling my skin crackle and blister and peel away from my face, than spend even ONE FUCKING MILLISECOND listening to medhi hassan debate matt yglesias.
AI anchor whose lip syncing and appearance don’t match the voiceover. the immediate tell is the slow zoom on a guy dressed in a smart black button up with a playe carrier draped over him tend to see a lot more in kevlar jackets with plates, and not in an obvious military cladding
Megaphone News@megaphone.news · last wk.Three points of contention led to the failure of the latest rounds of Lebanese-Israeli negotiations.
NOG: uncle! this is loyal citizen simulation 3! it's historically significant, until now it could only run on a first generation cardassian holosuite. with the vole-leather grips! think of how much we could profit! WORF, ACROSS THE BAR: original hardware is the only honorable way to play
this is the shit youre on board with when you pull that talarico shit
Washington State Democrats@wadems.org · last wk.Doctors and nurses are voicing their objections. I-638 would require EVERY girl who wants to participate in sports to go through biological sex verification. That means expensive, invasive, and utterly gross examinations. Protect our kids and let them play. Vote NO on I-638
triple jump slide-diving into a painting on my wall that depicts an ocean of corporate cubicles “babah-bah buh-bah-bah!”
45-65: The Gen-X Demon Quadrant Take 90s alternative/grunge and throw that shit in the trash 🚮 Republican Kurt Cobain 😢
Francis Wilkinson @franciswilkinson.bsky.social · last wk.Something is deeply broken in that 45-64 cohort. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/22/u...
detaching quotes is fun and cool. sometimes you get the bull, sometimes you get the horns. but it’s sweet to leave a bitchy reply in someone’s QT and then detach
basically my dad. historically a square-hippy sober health nut, he’s now a MAHA transphobe from youtube.
Lizzie O'Leary@lizzieohreally.bsky.social · last wk.Incredible story. nymag.com/intelligence...
it’s important to internalize that The West, as broadly conceived, is the successor-consensus of the third reich, insofar as we assimilated most of their crucial scientific and military minds after WW2 wrapped. Fruit of a Poisoned Tree. Or, for the hamburger people: think post-reconstruction.
ted lasso glee jane lynch is a single mom doing it on her own running a cheerleading squad and a show choir. the vibes are immaculate 😊
Bill Corbett@billcorbett.bsky.social · last wk.yet people still claim there is a God
he linked to a reuters headline and got so mad he made up a new kind of guy to be mad about
Zach Weinersmith@zachweinersmith.bsky.social · last wk.Mostly I'm laughing about this but there really is something sick at the heart of our epistemology on this site sometimes. Probably it was always like this, but things aren't true because your ideology demands it. All you have to do is read.
inshallah they blackpill out of life while they’re at it. and yeah ngl i DO want my political foes to FUCKING DIE; i want their [ostensibly] former supporters cowed and terrorized into silent submission. fuck friendship; here have a 5.56mm slug at 3000 ft/s
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · last wk.“I’ve checked out.” @bloomberg.com www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
