He lights it on fire midair. That ones for free.

𝔸 𝔾𝕦𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤!@webofspider-man.bsky.social · 3d ago

Throws a brick at an ICE agent.

♠️ I HAD ONE OF THESE

𝔸 𝔾𝕦𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤!@webofspider-man.bsky.social · 3d ago

Madonna's 'Like a Virgin' is playing. "What the fu-?"

The Rot Consumes A tie in story to @Vengefulpunishment.bsky.social Made by ♠️

Mephisto@devilishdeals.bsky.social · 3d ago

The time has come. New York. The nexus of heroes. They've all been to busy with what they see as bigger threats to deal with what's going on in the streets of their fair city. The devilish man approaches a swirling vortex of souls. The souls of those claimed in his name. His followers. The-

The time has come. New York. The nexus of heroes. They've all been to busy with what they see as bigger threats to deal with what's going on in the streets of their fair city. The devilish man approaches a swirling vortex of souls. The souls of those claimed in his name. His followers. The-

ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴛᴜʀɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ... "Forget it, Pete. It's the Spider-Verse..." 🕸️ A Multi-Account Char thread. Expect my Kurt, Felicia, and Peter accounts to pop in here, and feel free to spin anything here off via a quote. Please do not reply.

"I'll burn that bridge when I come to it then. I can't have him doing that. After all, human need to live long, comfortable lives to a point."

「𝑫𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒆 𝑺𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒂」@s0n0fsparda.bsky.social · 4w ago

"Knowing who my pops served he'll most likely, try to wipe out humanity after all this is Mundus."

"I'll hold you to that. I do love new drinking company."

𝘍𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘢 𝘏𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘺, 𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘊𝘢𝘵@flisshardy.bsky.social · 4w ago

“So you say.” “When I die, and if I find myself in your neck of the woods, I’ll consider it.”

"I would never threaten my dear. Just making you aware of a possibility. Besides, I am far out of your league but if you're so attached to the idea of dating a lord I could use some arm candy." He says teasingly.

𝘍𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘢 𝘏𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘺, 𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘊𝘢𝘵@flisshardy.bsky.social · 4w ago

“Darling, if you want to ask me on a date, you can just ask me on a date. No need to threaten to drag me to Hell just to spend a little time with me.”

"Well consent is needed for a polycule. Also, what makes you so sure that you aren't destined for my domain?"

𝘍𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘢 𝘏𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘺, 𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘊𝘢𝘵@flisshardy.bsky.social · 4w ago

“But I hate most of my exes and they’re probably still in love with me.”

"Huh. I must of missed a volume or two." He didn't mind the sprite. At least it wasn't Mellow Yellow. "The catch is that by killing them under my request, I get their souls. Which honestly, would of happened regardless but I'd like to speed up the process a bit. As for Deadpool...... I can't-

💕THE UNBELIEVABLE GWENPOOL💕@gwenpool-in-blue.bsky.social · 4w ago

Of Morph, so it is a little confusing as to who I am at the moment. ”

"Well nothing big really. I have a bit of a job for you if you'd like to take it. Nothing to big. The slaughter of some criminals that the writer hasn't had time to give proper names to. A bloody mess so that you have something to do." He turned to sit down as his throne emerged from the floor-

💕THE UNBELIEVABLE GWENPOOL💕@gwenpool-in-blue.bsky.social · 4w ago

{Looks over at the Narration box} “Sighhhhh...Whaddayawant?” Looks like she's sticking around for a bit, she still had a secret weapon in case everything went awry.

"From what I've seen most tend to do a polycule."

𝘍𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘢 𝘏𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘺, 𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘊𝘢𝘵@flisshardy.bsky.social · 4w ago

"The issue with Heaven is that if I end up with a couple great loves across my lifetime, and they have had a couple, how do we decide who's having an eternity with whom? Do we just fight about it? Have a complicated rota?"

"Fraud? Says the spin off of two characters." He smirked and and gestured a cheers before taking a sip. He wasn't trying to fool her. He really did just want a drink and a chat over something a bit more..... Expensive than what she served.

💕THE UNBELIEVABLE GWENPOOL💕@gwenpool-in-blue.bsky.social · 4w ago

“You try anything and I will kick your fraud butt again.” Proceeds to pour out some champagne from...seemingly nowhere and hands him a glass of it. “Here! SHARED a drink” Clever little shit lol

The hunted Mephesto was still dashing through the maze of brush. He kicked up leaves as he ran, making noise but using them to cover his tracks before dashing into a cave.

Cheetah@sheepofsloth.bsky.social · 4w ago

"And it's already getting odd. But I take what I can get!" Scouting for a fitting branch, she quickly traversed the trees, now up above. A bit risky, since the leafs are way noisier than ground traversal, but if there were to be a chance to get the drop on him, she'd take it.

"Oh well would you like the in universe answer or the one that the funny people reading this were going for?" He smirked, knowing that if there was a camera or if there was any visuals he'd be winking at you "As for a way back it will cost you sharing one drink with me. Nothing is free after all."

💕THE UNBELIEVABLE GWENPOOL💕@gwenpool-in-blue.bsky.social · 4w ago

“Oh hey! It's Rockstars' validation quest, 'Less you want another taste at my boot think I'm good on the drink! What I would like is a way to get out of here, I got enough heat back on Earth. How'd I even get here anyway...”

As she contemplated the other Mephesto appeared. He silently pointed up to the trees that acted as a canopy to the river before vanishing again. He was play both sides it seemed.

Cheetah@sheepofsloth.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Trading one trail for the other. Very well then. Only one problem. How to get over the river dryly? He will be able to smell her wet fur otherwise, giving him more time to evade.

"Well aren't you just the most adorable abomination?" Said in the most adoring tone he can muster.

🩵|Jeff The Landshark|🩵@jeffls616.bsky.social · 2mo ago

@devilishdeals.bsky.social -Snf Snf- ~Mrrrrrrrrgrrrrrmm...~ {Aggressively cautious}

"Oh, Gwen. A pleasure to see you in my realm. Care for a drink?"

💕THE UNBELIEVABLE GWENPOOL💕@gwenpool-in-blue.bsky.social · 2mo ago

@devilishdeals.bsky.social “DEFINITELY took a wrong turn in the Dimesional interstate!”

"And he will be allowed to so long as he doesn't get in my way or bore me. Or threatens to wipe out humanity. Then I'll definitely step in and show him what a true demon is capable of."

「𝑫𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒆 𝑺𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒂」@s0n0fsparda.bsky.social · 2mo ago

"Thanks but ya boy is only trapped in hell for now, until he decides to make plans to return." Dante stated knowing Mundus he wont stop until he gets what he wants is revenge against, anyone who Sparda bonded knowing his father disappeared.

♠️: I'm gonna be creeping back onto here with a bang here soon. Hmu if you want to plot.

As she chases the trail it goes cold at a river. His cape dropped. He was taking this as serious as he could without going outside her realm of power. There were footprints on the other side leading deeper into the brush.

Cheetah@sheepofsloth.bsky.social · 2mo ago

"Don't get it and don't need to." Instantly on all fours, prowling around, his scent trail giving her a clear lead towards him.

Throws a shirt at him at super sonic speed.

𝔸 𝔾𝕦𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤!@webofspider-man.bsky.social · 2mo ago

&#$@ this heat wave...

"And that is why you are my favorite stress toy." He said in a voice that sounded like it would come from a guy named Paul.

The Amazing Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)@webwarrior.bsky.social · 2mo ago

... "I believe in Charlie Morningstar. I believe in her mission. Yes. Even you."

"You won't believe how much they charge for postage between realms." He had jokes as well. "When it comes to Mundus having control, if he had total control you would of been slaughtered as a child. Scales were tipped. Restrictions put in place without him knowing. Thankfully you got to him before-

「𝑫𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒆 𝑺𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒂」@s0n0fsparda.bsky.social · 2mo ago

anything to cause harm but he still doesn't trust him. "If you're a fan what I get fan mail?" Dante jokingly asked before slamming his Devil Sword Dante blade into a ground, like King Arthur's sword into the rock.

"Anyone?" Bats big eyelashes.

The Amazing Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)@webwarrior.bsky.social · 2mo ago

"I believe ANYONE can be redeemed if they want to be."

The devil chuckled. He won't tell him what the truth is. It would keep things..... Interesting. "Well regardless I am more just making my usual rounds. Appearing to mortals. Checking in. Something that the other guy doesn't do."

𐌕𐋅𐌄 𐋅𐌵𐌍𐌕𐌄𐌓@thesoviethunter.worm.skin · 2mo ago

"Time of day is the least you could do. I didn't start bein' a hero 'till after I became a civ, mind you."

"Oh my dear, we are both the original. Both the clone." The right one faded away as the world spun. They ended up in the jungles of the Amazon. A appropriate hunting ground for the feline. Mephisto took off, running into the darkness of the underbrush.

Cheetah@sheepofsloth.bsky.social · 2mo ago

"Hold up. Left or right? You don't care if the original bites it? ...huh, alright then... I guess left!"

"You assume that I see every single one of the people you kill?" He was curious. Just how much of a hero did this solider think he was?

𐌕𐋅𐌄 𐋅𐌵𐌍𐌕𐌄𐌓@thesoviethunter.worm.skin · 2mo ago

"I imagine the people I sent your way had a lot to say... or didn't because half of them never saw me."