JADE
@devilishjade.bsky.social
Normalest girl in the world | I do art sometimes! | Follow me on Twitch! https://www.twitch.tv/devilishjade
there are so many beautiful things in this world. at this very moment, a baby bird is taking its first tenative flight out into the world. and yet instead of that, I have to go to work
Going 2 b adding another little seal in my band of little seals that follow me around and attack people on command, looking for name suggestions
Great news: I'm now creating a new type of bug. It's called the orb bug and well. Yeah. You guessed it. It's an orb
[dangling precariously over an open pit full of knives] Yea OSHA is suuuuper overbearing, it doesn't take a genius to just like, be safe in a workplace. Hey you guys got any snacks btw? Guy who actually works here: Who are you and where did you get all those knives
spider in my bedroom: ...ok so are you going to kill me or what me: jesus christ man give me one minute PLEASE [goes back to my hyperrealistic oil painting of the spider as a half naked anime lady]
Me: Ahh, what a crisp and refreshing morning! Love to sip on my coffee and enjoy the fresh air. The wizard I have trapped in my basement: Ten thousaand curses on your bloodline for this!!!
me: no. shut the fuck up. if you ever say anything bad about eggs (the food) ever again I will destroy you my boss: uh
anyone else notice that it cold out there??????? world ending FOR SURE this time
Some day the fucker who keeps leaving wet leaves on my car when I park it under their favorite tree or whatever is going to be SORRY.
Me: Uhmmm actually all food is morally neutral, you've just been brainwashed by purity culture 🥰🥰🥰 Guy watching me eat soap in a Denny's: 😬
Red string of fate? More like black string of hate. Starbucks guy screwed up my order again 🙄
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they shoudl invent a version of ponds with ducks that doesnt get you sososo sopping wet with mud when you try to go and pet them
I do honestly think every one of my problems could be solved by a sufficiently large trauma to the head
Omg has anyone ever told you your eyes are soooo beautiful haha. Ok now follow me into this abandoned cistern 🥰
Ough just like that 😫 Yesss right there 😋🔥💯💯💯 [Camera zooms revealing a mouse stacking grains in a little pile 50 meters away from me]
any girls in my area? I need someone to help move a vast quantity of dirt
Daily reminder to drink some water!!! 💦 💦 💦 Or the ghouls will get you 👻
Everyone's all "unhinged VTuber" this, "wild VTuber moments" that. I'm SICK of it! 😡 That's right. I'm in my hinged era. Going to be filing my taxes on stream 📝👍
Whenever I walk by someone's garden that's unattended it's just like hell yes. Yummy treat for me. Four (4) raspberries 🍓
I love to ripping and tearing a full head of lettuce with my hands and teeth 🥰🥰🥰🥰 ‼️‼️HATERS DO NOT INTERACT‼️‼️‼️
Had a dream where I was some kind of two metre tall ancestral sword-saint who protected generations upon generations of a noble family's scions with my scythelike blades. This probably means nothing soooo like it's whatever hahaha. Girls