Get to work. 9 to 5 starts playing, and a lot of us are wearing pink for a Phenomenal Human Being.
Devilishly Clever.
@devilishlyclever.bsky.social
Devil May Care Attitude. I just want to enjoy Social Media without leasing my soul to the devil. Former Twitter Exile. Clever, Witty, Non GMO. Former ISA. Current Freelancer/Corporate Intelligence. I find out who is being really bad. "Sine Pari."
The Twins are with their Obaachan. Their Godfather picked them up. They are happy, safe.
Evolution of Parenthood. Newborn-5 :Stay where I can see you. 5-7 : Stay in front/back yard and don't go past the gate. 7-9: You can ride your bike down to the street, and back up. 9-11: You can walk to your friends house, but be home before dark. 11-15 : Thanks for calling to tell us.
"Cop. The reason I pulled you over. You look too young to be driving.When were you born. "August 12th 2010." "The reason I pulled you over is because you look too young to be driving. You have to be 16 to dive." "I am 16." "You said you were born in 2010." "Yeah. 16 years ago." "Oh...um...er."
Rebecca arrived at school this morning. She was told to go to Principal's Office. They put in her combined learning the previous 3 years to tally up what she needs to graduate. She needs 21 Credits to Graduate. She has 24 Credits. She is 3 over the limit. Has a Final GPA of 4.3.
So Secret Service has forwarded information to the company I work for. I am in the security intelligence section. Seems some people of The Project 2025 creations are a bit worried about their inexperienced security details, and fear for their safety. We declined.
Thus another chapter closes in Parenthood. Just did the final back to school shopping. School Shopping 1991-2026.
OK...WHO HERE IS SHOCKED THEY WERE STILL IN EXISTENCES! www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
RIP Columbia House, the Music Club That Sold Pop Dreams for a Penny
For a generation, Columbia House's 12-albums-for-a-cent offers were a rite of passage and a crash course in grown-up capitalism.
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My Older Sister had her Uterus removed. It was starting to cause serious health problems. She comes back from surgery and to her room. Mom, our other sisters stayed. Then visiting time was over. Doctor...."Ok she needs to rest, she will be asleep all night..." Mom, and our sisters left.
Older Guy " Nice Breast and Thighs." I say..."Aww Thanks.I work out a lot." "No Dude, I was talking about the girl." "No, You had to be talking to me, and not my daughter, because if you were talking about my daughter, I might throw you off the 2nd level." "IT WAS A PRANK!"
Me, and my daughter just sat in front of our house in lawn chairs watching 8 women fight over one man who knocked up all 8 of them, and he ain't even married. Action went on for like a good 45 minutes. We only have 10 cops on duty in this area. She ran back to the house, popcorn and drinks.
When you're with your wife at her dermatologist appointment, and the asst goes to clean the make up off, and she removes just lipstick, and eyeshadow. and be like..."WTF?!" "I avoid the sun, and I don't eat processed foods, exercise."
So. Daughter got accepted to both Oxford, and Cambridge. I will now take this moment to have my Homer Simpson Moment.
Homer Simpson's Whoo Hoo!
ALT: Homer Simpson's Whoo Hoo!
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Went on a Walking Date. Little talk. Hand holding. Ran into a few of Jeni's friends. They waved us over, wanted to talk..Jeni replied..."You know my one rule." "Oh sorry, we forgot." I asked "What rule?" "I am out with you, no one else."
So let me get this straight. Woman makes a comment about the Pads, and Tampons in my cart. Then asks if I am married/dating someone. I wave my hands over the cart. She then ask do I cheat. Lady. No man with 75 dollars in feminine hygiene products is cheating!!!!!!!!
Behold! The True Power of Self Control Costco. 1 item. That’s it.
"Sir..the reason.... "You pulled me over to see if a Tier 3 Police Officer stands a chances against a Tier 1 Special Forces Operator?" "..Umm...Well Your car..." "So Black Honda Accord was stolen like this one, even with temp tag in back window was...what?" "Stolen...."
I forgot our phones are synced for purchases. "Babe...Did you just buy The Autobot Matrix of Leadership?" "Yes, yes I did."
“Your daughter is very rude. She inferred that I was flat chested.” “Why would she say that?” “Because she was getting vaccinated, and she should not be getting vaccinated. She is very.” “Well your breast look like your bra holds more crumbs than boobs. Next time mind your business.”
Woman " What are you hear for?" Rebecca " Updated Flu Shots." Woman " Oh Dear..No..Vaccines have side effects. Rebecca" Yeah I got one of those side effects." Woman " What do you have. Rebecca "You're lucky..Vaccines gave me these big ass boobs. Wish I had teeny tiny ones like you." Me
Arsenio Hall in Coming To America
ALT: Arsenio Hall in Coming To America
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A Woman came running into the diner where we were having breakfast, and was looking for help. Her ex chasing her. She came to our booth, Scott got up to let her come in. Her Ex came in, saw her right to our booth, cursing at her, at us to let her go. We were in 3 booths.
YA IT IS FINAL FISCAL REPORTING. Operating cost 375 Million. Revenue 2.5 billion. Boss: We have 74 more clients starting next fiscal year, with 30 of them wanting Internal Intelligence of business operations. M: OK! WHO IS COOKING FISH IN THE MAIN KITCHEN?!
"Why are you up so early?" "You wouldn't understand." "Try me." "Rogue bo..." "SAY NO MORE MY CHILD!"
It is Funny. Wife, and I have 10 Daughters, and each one of them is gifted. The last one. Rebecca has an IQ that was scaled at just a percentage point just under 190. She speaks several languages, exceptional in math, science, computer coding, and physics. She is the most gifted of her sisters
Last night the orange kitty let me step outside. Tonight I got video. You guys, I think he likes me.
Emme on the couch between Jenni, and I. "Mom. You like to visit haunted place, scary places. You're Gothic Aligned, You believe in ghosts, the supernatural right?" Jenni "That is all true." "Dad You're black it's all against your genetic makeup." "Yep, but when you love someone.'
My Daughter Eliza decided to eat one of my meals. She went into the fridge, saw one, took it and ate it. I looked at her, and laughed.. She aid it was good. I went "Dear, that one meal is white meat chicken, rice, beans, broccoli, cauliflower. I would stay near a bathroom today."
Well...Ain't this a trip. Since my Dad has Dementia. His 34 Year old Hussy of GF thought she be slicked and sign everything over in her name. Till she found out...MY MOM OWNS EVERYTHING...She just did not want my dad living in Hospice till it was time. Time has come to put him into End of Life Care