He's gotten himself a black eye again.

Another year spent doing anything other than celebrating.

Smooth Operator is on repeat in his head... someone put him out of his misery.

He's already had his share of visitors from other places.

Someone bring the lonely man a gift already. He's been sulking on his couch for hours.

Merry Christmas from your favorite lawyer.

// I love having some strange undiagnosed illness that wakes me up super early 😭 I just want sleep

His Christmas is going to be spent in the suit... Holidays are always hard for him.

// Also, I am looking for a Foggy and a Karen, if anyone is interested!! And, of course a Jennifer.

Opposing council said some weird shit.

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The lawyer is going to have to call it an early night tonight

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥 𝐎𝐟 𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐥'𝐬 𝐊𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐧 or simply 𝘔𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘸 𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘰𝘤𝘬?

Did he just get turned into a vampire? Matt's been here less than twenty-four hours.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥 𝐎𝐟 𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐥'𝐬 𝐊𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐧 or simply 𝘔𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘸 𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘰𝘤𝘬?

Just another day at the office for Murdock.

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He will gladly take the eggnog, he needs a little more festivity. "Thank you, a happy Yule to you too!"

Maggie Malone Howlett (PARODY)@nightingalemutant.bsky.social · 2y ago

[Offers up egg nog with spiced rum in it.] Happy Yule!

The wicked never sleep... Thankfully Murdock isn't wicked 'cause this lawyer is out like a lightbulb.

“The world is not what it used to be, James. I can see that, but we will do just fine.” ⍟ Sophia Marie Barnes ⍟ #Marvel #MCURP #Parody

"Sure, I'll have another soda." He makes sure to accentuate the soda, implying that this man better not try to hand the blind man Victor's beer.

James Howlett ᵀʰᵉ ᵂᵒˡᵛᶦᵉ@jameswolverine.bsky.social · 2y ago

James smiled a little, he knew it wasn’t a good idea to take Victor’s beer, but the situation would be funny, at least. "Yeah, a big, furry teddy bear... Want more soda?"

Matthew tilts his head, brows raising slightly behind his red glasses. "Like a teddy bear, huh? Something tells me I'd get strung up if I tried to drink his beer." He'd shake his head slightly, somewhat amused by the change in Logan's demeanor.

James Howlett ᵀʰᵉ ᵂᵒˡᵛᶦᵉ@jameswolverine.bsky.social · 2y ago

James grins, barely holding back a chuckle "Nah, he's pretty cute, almost like a lil' teddy bear!" He tries not to laugh. "Now that I think about it, you sure you don't want his beer?"

He'd like to leave claw marks out of his list of scars.

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James Howlett ᵀʰᵉ ᵂᵒˡᵛᶦᵉ@jameswolverine.bsky.social · 2y ago

"Only soda, there's beers but Victor would get really mad."

"Victor sounds like a scary man, soda it is then. Maybe I can get a case delivered later." He says while gratefully taking the offered soda bottle.

James Howlett ᵀʰᵉ ᵂᵒˡᵛᶦᵉ@jameswolverine.bsky.social · 2y ago

"Only soda, there's beers but Victor would get really mad."

He had something a little stiffer in mind, if the other has any beer or bottles around.

James Howlett ᵀʰᵉ ᵂᵒˡᵛᶦᵉ@jameswolverine.bsky.social · 2y ago

Somebody get this guy a drink.