It worked. We’re under contract bitches!!
Boom Bang
ALT: Boom Bang
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Devin 👸🏾@devinthedudette.bsky.social · 4d agoExploited my daughter for personal gain by dragging her to a house viewing today. Everyone falls in love with her everywhere we go and I REALLY want that house. I took her school shopping afterwards.
Yo, I’m watching Spiderman: Homecoming and I just realized the elevator attendant of the Washington Monument is Laurie from Euphoria lol
My current one will be my last one.
Saint D'Khari@saintdkhari.blacksky.app · 2d agoI have 7 more crushes in me
They gotta send out drone strikes for shit like this.
Saint D'Khari@saintdkhari.blacksky.app · 2d agoLmao imagine sliding in the dms man to man over a woman neither of y'all fuckin
Oo I can’t wait to get off today. It’s too fucking cold in this office!
I have never even considered such a thing happening to me so absolutely not.
Boneless Wings…Lover@coachd21.bsky.social · 2d agoDo you think you take a hit from a NFL player and not fumble the ball at your age?
Welp. Was gunna bite the bullet and get Sweetgreen for lunch but I refuse to shit myself to death.
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 2d agoTwo people have died from cyclosporiasis in Michigan, marking the first fatalities in the largest U.S. outbreak of the intestinal illness
If yo birthday today, happy birthday 🥳 cause it's everybody birthday today lmfaooo
Gotta take the trash out the front door and walk it around the alley because this big bitch is holding my family and I hostage.
Exploited my daughter for personal gain by dragging her to a house viewing today. Everyone falls in love with her everywhere we go and I REALLY want that house. I took her school shopping afterwards.
She would’ve been finding divorce papers in every crevice of the crib like Harry Potter fuckin with me.
Ma$on@masonfromtwitter.bsky.social · 4d agoMarrying somebody just for them to turn around and make a video of you like this and put it on the Internet is crazy. She must hates that man.
Ariana Grande's Sassy 'And What About It?'
ALT: Ariana Grande's Sassy 'And What About It?'
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Tru the Ghost Writer@syndicatedghost.blacksky.app · 4d agoNoticing all the 5’5s and unders are the ones talmbout donning the shiesty and shooting a gun that’s half their height into the air. 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
I think its time for me to change my phone number. I’ve gotten like 12 spam calls in 2 hours
This is this 3rd time this week I drove out to one of my offsites trying to fix something that isn’t working for no b clear reason. I’m about to toss all this shit out the window.
I went to Houston specifically because I KNEW she was brining out Meg 🥳🥳
AmeriKraut@inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 6d agoseeing renaissance in houston 100/10 experience
Just had 2 different men simultaneously hold the same door for me
Beyoncé: I Know
ALT: Beyoncé: I Know
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Gunna be alot of leaving the office to stand in the sun today because it is absolutely freezing in here 🥶
