America’s foreign policy is now “How many people have to die before you stop talking about the Epstein Files?”
Dewy
@dewdropcat.bsky.social
She/they. Sometimes makes content. I have a youtube channel (Dewy Studios) but I haven't uploaded in a bit. Gonna change that. Cat mom to Phoenix
ICE is what happens when little boys grow up only playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare and don't balance it out with silly little games like Stardew Valley and Animal Crossing. Not a drop of whimsy to be found in these broken men.
Can we get some Wikileaks or Anonymous to release the full and unredacted Epstein files? Or better yet, anyone credible with a shred of decency?
Mt. Oliver. Giffin Ave. While responding to detective in a foot pursuit of an armed suspect (detained) one responding supervisor and one patrol officer collided with each other.
Squirrel Hill. Murray Ave. Caller said she went to go serve a tenant an eviction notice to a back due tenant. The tenant responded by getting naked.
just found out that ■■■■■ ■■■■■■■■■■ is in the epstein files, im heartbroken
Plural? Cosplayer? Because cosplay IS freaking AWESOME! :)
Best part of homeownership: it's your house. Worst part of homeownership: it's your house.
soul nate@mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · last yr.one thing that i guess is kind of implied about home ownership but should really be spelled out directly in specific detail is that sometimes you may find a ceiling light full of liquid and it becomes your job to solve That Mystery
Apparently the white house decided to join bluesky. I guess this means x 2.0 now right?
Banksville. Potomac Ave. Caller says that his neighbor keeps mooning him when they see each other in public. Caller does not like this.
Mt. Washington. Ruth Street - South Hills Retirement Residence. Caller is in a care facility and said that someone's grandson snuck some pot in and is smoking up with grandma.
Squirrel Hill. Murray Ave - Fine Wine and Good Spirits. Caller, a narc, said that they watched someone buy alcohol for minors.
Downtown. Midtown Towers. Caller said that she went to UPMC and they tricked her and stole her bones. Caller would like her bones back.
Mt. Washington. Grandview Overlook. Caller said three kids are looking at the skyline and are passing a joint around. Caller doesn’t like this.
Oakland. Louisa Street. Caller says that a bunch of kids parked a box truck in front of a fire hydrant and are unloading items into a house. Caller says that this is dangerous. Welcome back, Pitt students. #PittArrival
East Liberty. Centre Ave. Caller says that children are being loud, play fighting with each other, and generally seeming to be having a good time. Caller doesn't like this.
Overheard between two middle-schoolers: "C'mon, it's only 15 graphic novels!" "15 is a lot." "Your faves have hundreds of volumes." "Yeah, but I read those on my phone so I don't see how much that is. You showed me 15 books & it's like..." -pantomimes a stack of books with his hands- "...A LOT."
You don't get a job in the Taco Administration unless you know jack-shit about fuck-all for the position you were given.
