Triumph of the Small Account

Clingy birds

Hello, we see you have bird seed. Have you considered donating to those less fortunate?

Hello, we see you have bird seed. Have you considered donating to those less fortunate?

They saw me and demanded I come outside

This food is better because he doesn't normally have access to it, even though it's the exact same stuff that's in the hopper.

Have you ever just stared at your car for a while and admired it? The new exhaust really does something for the rear end of this car.

Spooky

Fuzzy baby ❤️

I love when doctors are nerdy old people who are still excited to talk to you about how things work. I'd much rather my visits be educational instead of "yeah, you look good, call us if anything changes". We need more people who are genuinely excited to share knowledge.

Some daytime pics. I couldn't resist picking this up. This will be the replacement for the Peugeot 504 that seemed to be too far gone to get back on the road. 80s turbo euros are such a vibe.

Cal, for @dtwgulo.bsky.social

People are bad influences

POV: You ask the bartender for “the usual" 🦊 (Tips accepted in headpats and stickers)

I love that this is such a universal experience with cat ownership. Both of my cats have done this.

GlassShine@glassshine.bsky.social · 2w ago

Heard some weird noises, took my headphones off, turned around and saw this sprinting towards me

Have I mentioned I hate modern cars? All of this for a thermostat

By Luce Bahzi

Happy Friday. Can I suck your cock?

Heat pump water heaters are really nifty. Been running this for a couple months now and my electric bill hasn't really changed, but now I'm not burning oil to heat water. (Ignore the janky installation, this is a temporary placement until I get around to removing the old oil boiler)

Being woken up by the neighbor shooting his gun is great 😒

Iowa man kicks off controversy over religious freedom in the small town of Ottumwa by opening a city council meeting with a prayer to Satan, which then kicked off a debate about the proper time in the meeting agenda to undo the “curse @mjgault.bsky.social story: www.404media.co/it-is-done-h...

I've been getting daily visits from a turkey, a rooster, and 3 ducks. An unlikely group of friends.

Yesterday while beating the struts out of the TDI, The Algorithm™ was like "hey, remember this song you haven't heard in over a decade?" and I definitely turned the volume up all the way. www.youtube.com/watch?v=17o1...

Space Unicorn - Parry Gripp and Brianne Drouhard

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Pro tip for retail interactions: become big and intimidating to win

I'd much rather be sucking on a fat dick than doing struts on a mk6 VW

Got my covid and flu jabs. Arms be sore, but I can't be taking breaks 😵‍💫

- Radiator, water pump, thermostat - Flushed out the engine block - Spark plugs, wires, distributor cap, rotor - Fuel injectors, cleaned out the fuel rails Seems to be holding all its fluids now, I'm waiting on a fuel pump assembly that I had to order internationally because French.

I know a low quality meme I must draw myself in when I see one

What an oddly specific business model

20 years sitting outside with old gas in it definitely did a number on the fuel system. Put new injectors and spark plugs in it, cleaned the distributor, rigged up a temporary fuel system, and it finally runs. Cooling system work is next. It was totally plugged up.