⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝐎𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐮/𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐨 𝐊𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐢 . ⠀⠀⠀⠀ #tmntrp ᯓ #sfwrp ⠀⠀⠀⠀

... right .ᐟ yes, yes . of course, your great fishness . ... [ under this breath . ] ˢᵗᵘᵖᶦᵈ ᶠʳᵉᵃᵏ . ᵒⁿᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉˢᵉ ᵈᵃʸˢ ──

── 𝓕𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐄.@venomousmontes.bsky.social · last mo.

ssh . we go with the idea that i made them, or i'll FINISH you 👺

is xever steaIing credit for my mousers again

ᅠ ᅠ 𝓦𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝗪𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦, 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐘 𝑮𝑳𝑶𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑺 𝑾𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑳𝑨𝑵𝑫 . 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝗕𝗢𝗪 𝐁𝐄𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝑴𝑬 ... 𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿 ...

── 𝓜𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐋𝐎 𝓓𝐎𝐍.@nitrofueled.bsky.social · last mo.

ᅠ ᅠ 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝗙𝗘𝗔𝗥 𝑴𝑬 ... 「 * 𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙉 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 」.

ᅠ ᅠ 𝑺𝐎 𝐌𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐌 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝗜𝗠𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧 ...

── 𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝓜𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐓.@redlinerig.bsky.social · last mo.

ᅠ ᅠ ── 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝑻𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑬, 「 * 𝘾𝙐𝙏 𝙊𝙉𝘾𝙀 」 .

[ groaaaan . he's sitting at his desk, his face planted into the surface . ]

n ... no, not at all .ᐟ.ᐟ it's strange for her, really . [ he slowly pushes himself up off the floor . ] she's usually in here quite often, you know . for the ── um, arm thing .

── 𝓕𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐄.@venomousmontes.bsky.social · 2mo ago

[ cue a low hiss from the fish . ] we do not NEED to, idiota .ᐟ.ᐟ [ he eases himself, crossing his arms over his chest . ] ... have you seen ekaterina any time recently .ᐣ

[ at the intrusion, baxter drops a small vial and falls backwards out of his chair . thankfully, whatever chemical or concoction was in the vial wasn't dangerous at all . ] ... geez, have you people EVER heard of KNOCKING .ᐣ.ᐟ

── 𝓕𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐄.@venomousmontes.bsky.social · 2mo ago

nyeeeeh . [ he sticks his tongue out at his partner, opening the door ── he slams it behind him . ]

ᅠ ᅠ 𝓘 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌 𝗣𝗨𝗡𝗜𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗗 . 𝐖𝐄 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐀 𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝐀𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐒 𝘽𝙍𝘼𝙕𝙄𝙇 ...

── ꪜ𝐈𝐓𝐎𝐑 𝑺𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐀.@saopaulosousa.bsky.social · 2mo ago

ᅠ ᅠ ... 𝐍𝐎 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒 「 * 𝙑𝙄𝙏𝙊𝙍 𝙎𝙊𝙐𝙎𝘼 」 .

YEAH . ☹️

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Do you want help getting down ?

[ he's STILL stranded up there . 😭 ] GUUUUUYYYUSYSYSYSYSYYSYSSSSS 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍.@dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 2mo ago

[ on a rooftop . where xever and bradford left him . 💀 ] guuuuys. ... GUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYSS ── ☹️☹️

[ on a rooftop . where xever and bradford left him . 💀 ] guuuuys. ... GUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYSS ── ☹️☹️

I'M NEVER PLAYING UNO WITH ZECK, BRADFORD, AND XEVER AGAIN . CHEATERS, ALL OF THEM 👺

i ... [ for a moment, he looks like he considers it ── but that moment is quick to pass . he shakes his head in a frantic manner . ] i - i couldn't possibly .ᐟ.ᐟ they'll hunt me down .ᐟ no matter how much protection you offer me, it doesn't change the fact they'd snap me like a twig in an ( + )

𝘾𝘼𝙍𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙀.@the-bull-deluca.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Once again— I understand dat you may not trust me. I am coitain dat da Foot has told you terrible lies about us. But again, I ask youse… what do you REALLY have to lose, given your current situation? ( Carmine offers a handshake. ) Da choice is yours, Signore Stockman.

[ stockman glances the child up and down . ] what ... what better life could there be, than being with the shredder .ᐣ i mean, sure, we can take a walk . but i can't possibly say yes .ᐟ the master ... yes, he is everything .ᐟ.ᐟ

𝘾𝘼𝙍𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙀.@the-bull-deluca.bsky.social · 2mo ago

But given da life dat Oroku Saki currently has youse livin’… What do you truly have to lose? ( Carmine steps forward. ) Let us take a walk.

an hour .ᐣ my, you're feeling generous today, aren't you .ᐣ [ luckily, baxter works quickly . VERY quickly . ] don't worry, you won't be waiting long . i promise .

⠀ ⠀@tundrasnight.bsky.social · 2mo ago

good . have that repaired in an hour . i’m a busy woman . [ she won’t admit she already misses it . ] and i ( * don’t ) like waiting .

[ he looks around ── when he spots a foot bot hiding deep in the shadows, watching like a hawk, baxter huffs . ] ... FIRST of all, the master is not a moron .ᐟ why, he's smarter than i ── and i'm a genius scientist .ᐟ and second .ᐟ how could you ... ( + )

𝘾𝘼𝙍𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙀.@the-bull-deluca.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Why’re youse woikin’ for a complete and utter moron like Oroku Saki? ( What an introduction. 💀. )

[ when he FINALLY looks up, he notices them . ] ... can i help you .ᐣ

𝘾𝘼𝙍𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙀.@the-bull-deluca.bsky.social · 2mo ago

( Staring. )

[ pinching the bridge of his nose . sighhhhh ... ]

[ his eyes widen . ] ... um . no, no .ᐟ of course not . no problems here, ma'am .ᐟ [ stockman gently pulls the arm away from her, glancing over it briefly, before reaching into one of his drawers . ] haha, um, of course you could .ᐟ and trust me, i do NOT want that ── nope, not at all .ᐟ.ᐟ

⠀ ⠀@tundrasnight.bsky.social · 2mo ago

is that an insult , science boy ? do we have a problem ? [ growling softly — but begrudgingly taking her arm off with a grunt of effort . ] even one - handed , i could snap you like a twig .

if you knew ANYTHING about how that technology works, you would know why there's an option to ── [ he interrupts his own sentence with a sigh . patting down on an empty spot on his desk . ] ... remove the arm, i'll fix it . ( 🫩 )

⠀ ⠀@tundrasnight.bsky.social · 2mo ago

if you didn’t want me to overclock it , you wouldn’t give me the option to . [ pause . ] . . . so , yes . it is your fault .

really . and who's fault was it .ᐣ ... don't say mine . you had BETTER not say mine . that's something bradford and xever would say . [ 💀 . ]

⠀ ⠀@tundrasnight.bsky.social · 2mo ago

[ huff . ] . . . again . [ looking away . ] but this one wasn’t my fault .

IT'S STOCKMA ── [ heavy sigh . ] ... again .ᐣ.ᐟ

⠀ ⠀@tundrasnight.bsky.social · 2mo ago

[ coming back from her own patrol , cybernetic arm arcing and sparking wildly . ] STINKMAN ⠀ׅ⎖⠀ׅ⎖

THESE PEOPLE ── how many times do i have to tell them it's BAXTER STOCKMAN .ᐣ not dexter, not baxton, not stinkman, not stickpin ... BAXTER . STOCKMAN .

ᅠ ᅠ 𝕯𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝗜𝗡𝗦𝗨𝗟𝗧 𝐌𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑻𝑼𝑫𝑬𝑺 , 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 .ᐟ

── 𝓗𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈 𝓣𝐀𝐓𝐒𝐔.@hattoritatsu.bsky.social · 2mo ago

ᅠ ᅠ ... 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝑭𝑹𝑰𝑬𝑵𝑫𝑺 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 「 * 𝙁𝘼𝙏𝙀 」 .

ᅠ ᅠ 𝓦𝐄 𝐃𝐈𝐃𝐍'𝐓 𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧 .ᐟ 𝐖𝐄 𝑳𝑶𝑶𝑲𝑬𝑫 𝑶𝑼𝑻 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 . 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐓𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐌𝐄, 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐓 𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙔 𝙈𝙐𝙏𝘼𝙉𝙏 𝙁𝙊𝙍 「 * 𝙃𝙄𝙈𝙎𝙀𝙇𝙁 」 . 𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐋, 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐖𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐆, 𝐃𝐔𝐃𝐄 .ᐟ

── 𝑴𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐎 𝑮𝐄𝐂𝐊𝐎 .ᐟ@skatermander.bsky.social · 2mo ago

ᅠ ᅠ ... 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆𝙀𝘿 𝙊𝙁𝙁 𝐎𝐅 𝐁𝐔𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 .ᐟ

...

ladies, ladies . 🤓 you're both ugly ✋️

you know, this might just be the greatest night of my life . two like minded individuals from other dimensions .ᐟ.ᐟ and they're ME .ᐟ 😃

[ he stands there in absolute SHOCK for most of it . 💀 ]

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 2mo ago

[ insert a silly cooking montage because the writer doesn’t know how to cook, but Evelyn does. 👺 ]