Des Lewis
@dflewis.bsky.social
Nemonymous, Weirdmonger, Gestalt Real-Time Reviewing
Never laughed so much! – with its wit to transform. The Count’s interview on THE REST IS POLITICS ‘Leading’ podcast just now. He has the same voice adopted by me in the 1970s for the Harold Basil Clumperdinck rôle in the taped Daddy Lewis Shows for my children. @countbinface.bsky.social
From my blog post in *2014* about CLACTON: nullimmortalis.wordpress.com/2014/09/09/t... “Clacton is a ‘genius loci’, too, a destiny … that deserves better than those who are currently using or abusing it. Or perhaps it will now be harnessed for its optimum…” @countbinface.bsky.social
The Essex Glastonbury Romance
I am writing this in reply to what Matthew Parris of The Times is reported here to have said about Clacton-on-Sea where I have lived for the last 20 years. As partially demonstrated by my photograp…
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howivi.wordpress.com/2026/07/30/t... THE BINOLITH ARRAY: Binface matters @countbinface.bsky.social
The Binolith Array
DFL: I like this photo of mine from Clacton in 2015 very much, because the ‘entities’ look almost biological, yet obviously man-made. They already reminded me earlier of the “Essex Serpe…
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IMPORTANT CONCLUSION: dflewisreviews.wordpress.com/2026/07/28/t... THE ULO and COUNT BINFACE @countbinface.bsky.social
The ULO, Count Binface and the 1990 Brainwright
DFL: Photos attached from about 8 or 9 years ago – I always called this a ULO, Unidentified Landed Object, finding it one morning on the lower prom near Cliff Road in the Holland on Sea part …
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Going hell for leather - I feel privileged to be a Clacton voter of 30+ years standing and born in the constituency in 1948. The world is watching, but it is still an uphill struggle.
THE OFFICIAL COUNT BINFACE MANIFESTO shown here, with my thoughts on Pluto and Walton Pier. @countbinface.bsky.social dflewisreviews.wordpress.com/2026/07/27/t...
The Planet Pluto and Walton on Naze Pier
I am particularly pleased about the PLUTO item in the official MANIFESTO of Count Binface (just issued), Pluto being the strongest planetary force in my horoscope/ Natal Chart for 18 January 1948, …
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The original Prime Books WEIRDMONGER long out of print - unchanged stories but a distillation or redux version to avoid any overwhelming size criticism. Looking for a suitable publisher. Details:: dflewisreviews.wordpress.com/2026/04/06/w... I am keen to get WEIRDMONGER back as a book before I die.
WEIRDMONGER: The Distilled Nemonicon
Some thought the original WEIRDMONGER book (2003/2004) was overwhelming with its 67 stories……. Therefore, I announce the potential existence as a physical book:- WEIRDMONGER The Distilled Nemonicon…
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Count Binface as interpreted by a Clacton Voter’s photos @countbinface.bsky.social etepsed.wordpress.com/2026/07/23/c...
Count Binface (13 August 2026 By-Election in Clacton)
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Personal to me: THE ‘CLOUD WARD’ PARAGRAPH dflewisreviews.wordpress.com/2026/07/24/t...
Count Binface arrives disguised as absurdity and gradually becomes a vehicle for seriousness without losing the absurdity. The bin never stops being a bin. The joke never stops being a joke. Yet somehow questions of democracy, public decency and civic imagination begin to inhabit that comic shell.
My photos and ruminations of Clacton’s critical event for the world: etepsed.wordpress.com/2026/07/23/c... @countbinface.bsky.social
Count Binface (13 August 2026 By-Election in Clacton)
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A rare breaking of my abstention from AI: OpenAI and Hugging Face! - Open link here: dflewisreviews.wordpress.com/2026/07/22/o...
As an experienced book reviewer over many years, I deem that some of these stories would be considered great classics if it wasn’t known that they had been created by The 1990 Brainwright. dflewisreviews.wordpress.com/2026/06/25/t...
Stories Hawled by the 1990 Brainwright as Prompted by GRTRs
SHORT STORIES by The 1990 Brainwright (in an old man’s ongoing purpose to obviate the AI. May it be undermined forever!) ANYONE WANT TO PUBLISH THESE STORIES AS A CHARITABLE BOOK WITH THE BY-LINE ‘…
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The stage door at the back of Clacton Town Hall - tall enough for the Count? @countbinface.bsky.social
“These days ‘only connect’ means bumping elbows.” ALAN BENNETT from ‘Enough Said’