I recently bought a toilet brush. Long story short: I’m going back to toilet paper.
Dgar
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Name: Jon O’Hare Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar” Random thoughts, memes, stolen jokes, Oxford commas, and my indie music. Like = Marked As Read #DgarMusic Check out my tunes! Bandcamp: https://dgar.bandcamp.com Everywhere else: https://ffm.bio/dgar
“They glurged at me and pointed up.” Space Pop (ft. Kaaren Elizabeth Smith) ~ #Dgar youtu.be/ztqPhHmA2YY #DgarMusic #MusicVideo #IndieMusic #Blender3D #B3D #Indie #Music
Space Pop (feat. Kaaren Elizabeth Smith) - Dgar
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? Halfway.
I have quit drinking wine for good. I now only drink wine for evil.
“They glurged at me and pointed up.” Space Pop (ft. Kaaren Elizabeth Smith) ~ #Dgar youtu.be/ztqPhHmA2YY #DgarMusic #MusicVideo #IndieMusic #Blender3D #B3D #Indie #Music
Space Pop (feat. Kaaren Elizabeth Smith) - Dgar
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Kid: I hate when the cat just stands like that, frozen. Why does he do that? Me: He's on paws. Kid: … Me: 😁 On… paws. Kid: I hate you so much. (Bah-dum-bump)
Don’t use AI to make music. Use your unresolved trauma like a real musician.
Get the Pronounced Jar album and find out what all the hype is about, or miss out on this human made music forever. #DgarMusic #Music #NoAI ffm.to/pronounced-jar
Dgar - Pronounced Jar
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Just found out there’s an actual library in town, with books and everything! They kept that quiet.
Me: What is the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue? Them: I don't know. Me: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
Me: What is the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue? Them: I don't know. Me: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
Them: What are you dressed as? Me: A harp. Them: Bit small for a harp don’t you think? Me: Are you calling me a lyre?
It takes me only a minute or so to centre something, but AI needs a whole day to centre. #FuckAI
Before I have coffee, everyone is an asshole. After I have coffee, everyone is still an asshole, but I have coffee.
Oh man. Monday morning. Thank goodness for Coffee. I'm glad I'm not working on the Moon! ffm.to/dgaritsalway... #DgarMusic #Indie #Rock #Music
Dgar - It's Always Monday On The Moon
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Don’t you wave at the waving man, he’ll steal your thoughts and load them into RAM. dgar.bandcamp.com/track/waving... #fuckAI #DgarMusic #Indie #Rock #Music #AusMusic
Waving Man, by Dgar
from the album Pronounced Jar
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