I’m picturing Barack and Michelle in a room going, ‘what the fuck is he talking about!?’
I fixed the new gold coin so it’s actually worth something.
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social! 45 points! Give Brunson a key to the city! GO KNICKS!!! #NBAFINALS
BREAKING: I'm suing Todd Blanche and the DOJ to STOP the $1.8B slush fund. The Justice Department violated the Administrative Procedures Act when it established the fund, and it must be set aside. You can read my complaint here: www.muellershewrote.com/p/breaking-i...
BREAKING: I’m Suing Todd Blanche and the DOJ to stop the $1.8B Slush Fund
In establishing the “anti-weaponization” fund, the government failed to follow the Administrative Procedures Act (APA), so I'm suing to set the fund aside.
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Rochester, NY! May 17th, one show only at @comedycarlson After the full hour I’ll have a spacial Q & A with my dear friend and the incredible @glaad award winning journalist @underthedesknews.bsky.social Get your tickets today! Danagoldberg.com #comedy #rochester #lgbtq #laugh
They arrested Comey, but I haven’t seen an arrest for Sally, and I’m pretty sure she’s the one who sold him the seashells.
JD Vance not standing or clapping to protect nature…that was wild…
One of the best parts of my day was watching JD Vance be visibly annoyed that Congress was genuinely laughing at King Charles’ jokes. 🤣
At 33 points, Trump’s approval rating is official lower than his felony count.
Geno Auriemma, you’re an absolute douche. Let that be your legacy. Well done, South Carolina and Dawn Staley!!!! #FinalFour
So proud of this team. Happy trans day of visibility. ❤️❤️❤️
Allison Gill@muellershewrote.com · 4mo agoThe @dailybeanspod.com is donating $10,000 to @itgetsbetter.bsky.social for Trans Day of Visibility. Help us double it! 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 #TDOV #TransDayOfVisibility itgetsbetter.org/dailybeansdonate www.muellershewrote.com/p/new-the-da...
Dana does Dallas! 😉 Come spend Mother’s Day with me on May 10th! One night only and the show is at 6pm because we need sleep. 🤣 Tickets are already selling fast, so grab em’.
Nashville! Calling all my blue dots in a red state! This Wednesday night March 11th at Zanie’s! Can’t wait to see you. Dana Goldberg dot com for tickets :)
Nashville, TN! I’m coming your way with my OUTRAGEOUS tour March 11th at Zanie’s! Tickets in the comments below. See ya soon!
Judge Cannon claims that she *strains* to find an example where a special counsel released a report after in indictment that did not result in a finding of guilt. Here’s one off the top of my head: Sussman, who was charged and acquitted, is mentioned 311 times in Durham’s final report.
The president, who drones on about protecting women’s sports, publicly mocked the women’s gold-medal hockey team. A reminder this was never about protecting women’s sports and it was always about transphobia and misogyny.
If there are any survivors of sexual assault out there, don’t worry, Pam Bondi wants you to know the stock market is doing GREAT!
"We need laughter more than ever right now." – Dana Goldberg ICYMI: @dgcomedy.bsky.social plugged our LA comedy event, Stand Up for Equality, on @bravowwhl.bsky.social with @bravoandy.bsky.social! 🏳️🌈 Grab your tickets & join us on 3/4 for a night of queer joy: tinyurl.com/lambda-comedy
It’s pretty fucking wild that the DOJ is releasing files that include accusations that the President of the United States raped underage girls, to distract from the fact that the DOJ is covering up murders of US citizens by their own government.
It’s time to tap into your internal lesbian anger! Even if you’re straight. Now is the time to fight for your 1st Amendment rights! Let’s go!
Minnesotans are incredible. They are protesting and holding the line in Minneapolis in -10 degrees! Which is still 20 degrees warmer than Kristi Noem’s cold dead heart.
Greenland has said no to Trump several times. At this point if he moves on her, it’s no longer an invasion, it’s an assault. Something he is very very good at.
Believe what you’re seeing with your own eyes. We know what really happened.
The @dailybeanspod.com has been nominated for a GLAAD award! I’m so honored to be part of this team. Congrats @dgcomedy.bsky.social, @mswmedia.com , the whole Beans team, and the Leguminati! And congratulations to all the nominees!
