Made a lil doodle of @dickveindyke.bsky.social ,who is one of my Bluesky husbands and needs to only look in my direction and I lose my clothing. (His face is so cute and sexy with just a hint of good trouble 🥰)
Dick Vein Dyke
@dickveindyke.bsky.social
Pretty enough for all normal purposes. Surprisingly NSFW.
⚠️ALERT⚠️ #1 Bluesky Crush and Ultimate Hottie @inktronerded.bsky.social doodled me and it made me melt a little. 🫠
One of the things I hate the most about straight guys is that they seem to think they can walk halfway across the gym in the middle of their set and you’re supposed to somehow magically know that they’re not finished with that machine.
I’ve been trying to come up with a sex position called “the devil’s trebuchet,” but I haven’t figured it out yet.
It’s been a while since I posted a video for #fcf 👀🖤
It’s been a while since I posted a video for #fcf 👀🖤
🎵 *Spring Awakening Music* 🎶 “Spriiiiing and Summer… Twenty twenty six…”
Sometimes I forget to show off the eponymous dick vein. Apologies for the oversight! 🙏 #fcf
Any day can be hump day if I really really want it to be, FYI!
Do you know how hard it is for me to pick ONE butt pic to post every Wednesday? 🥲 #humpday
Boyfriend just asked me to turn around and leave when I got home from work because he’s still on a Zoom with a psychic. I just know that b*tch hates my guts! 🔮✨
Do you know how hard it is for me to pick ONE butt pic to post every Wednesday? 🥲 #humpday
Two things are true: 1. I make great pizza (from scratch!). 2. I didn’t notice the mold on that parmesan until after the fact.
The work day always goes by so slowly when I have a new jock strap waiting for me to try on at home. 🫠
I got a new harness, btw! You can tug on it if you like... 🖤 #humpday
🚨🍋🟩Dakota Johnson has sold the bowl of limes house🍋🟩🚨
Who’s this “Nixon Five” everyone in NYC’s talking about? Sounds terrifying!
🚨New Coyote Jocks thigh-high socks about to become my whole personality🚨
It’s so bottom-affirming when a pic of my ass pic takes off on here. Sometimes it feels like you boys only like my pole, but the butt content has been hitting too!!! 🥹💕