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Dictator Putski
@dictatorputski.bsky.social
Gongologist (PhD), Scaled thing enthusiast. Currently enjoying the scent of silicon wafer.
Been thinking about flywheels a lot; what if my snout was just full of flywheels, what then huh?
Looking for investors for a 'prank machine' that silently replaces my friend's femurs with springs which cause them to pull 15Gs and pass out when they stand up to go to the toilet.
Maybe if I stare long enough, I'll find myself in there.
Watched You are umasou with a friend yesterday and I don't think I have been so charmed by such a simple design in quite a while. He's so expressive it should be illegal. Would highly recommend.
"Got my own wings now, but I won't forget the ones you gave me."
If they put me in the bunker forever then hopefully they leave an open wall panel so I can dig the soil and suck the precious metals out for the rest of my life.
訪問者 キューバワニのカリブさん。こんなことがなぜかしょっちゅう起こるので何度も家を直しててちょっとずつ家が小さくなっているそうです。
An idea I had a while ago. I think with thicker rust and deeper rifling grooves this could really take off.
Fun date Idea: Time travel to 700 BC in a country of your choice and become lost and scared and hungry and diseased but you can also tell locals what an electromagnetism is and that could be cool.
Also wanted to illustrate a problem I often have. I surround myself in covers but it gets hot and hard to breath so I need to make a correctly sized and positioned hole because I don't want to stick my whole head out into the cold. Thermodynamics fucinng stinkgs
