Jed
@thelowestbitter.bsky.social
The international* superstar** and Glasgow’s favourite*** adopted son The Lowest Bitter - thelowestbitter.bandcamp.com 🏳️🌈 he/him
FINE I’ll do it. Not sure how others are interpreting “the sound that made me” so I’ve gone with the nine albums 15 year old me would pick. And 15 year old me fails the name a woman challenge. To give him some credit he owned TWO whole PJ Harvey albums, he just listened to them less than Jamiroquai
I have a record player and hundreds of LPs that I almost never listen to so I’m trying to get back into the habit of putting a record on of an evening. Back on Twitter I was working through all my albums alphabetically for a while, but I’m not doing that again because it began to feel like a chore
The issue with planning a 20-25 minute set of Charli XCX covers is that while she does have quite a lot of short songs, they’re not actually short enough for me to do the Springsteen-esque 30 song setlist I have in my head as that would require me to bash out a song every 45 seconds, and not breathe
Jed@thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 3w agoIf you failed to get Charli XCX Glasgow tickets, firstly LOL, amateur, I got tickets EASY PEASY, but secondly, you should come watch me début Glasgow’s most misguided Charli XCX tribute, HARDLI XCX, on Halloween at Duck And Cover. Probably as good as the real thing! www.outsavvy.com/event/39264/...
“Peel and reseal” is for cowards. Real men PEEL and then DEAL with the consequences.
I keep seeing adverts for Cravendale milk who seem to have a massive marketing campaign at the moment, and all I’m thinking of every time I see one is Alan Partridge’s YOU CAN’T MARKET MILK rant youtu.be/l9RhXVTUAUs?...
Alan Partridge - Nothing refreshes like an ice cold glass of milk 🥛
YouTube video by Ed JAMAZ
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Maybe reductive to claim being happily married has made Carly Rae Jepsen’s music less interesting, until you realise her husband produced a big chunk of her new album. Also why do people make double albums it’s almost never a good idea.
Didn’t even make it half an hour before needing to repost this
Jed@thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 3w agoTottenham Hotspur Football Club
If you failed to get Charli XCX Glasgow tickets, firstly LOL, amateur, I got tickets EASY PEASY, but secondly, you should come watch me début Glasgow’s most misguided Charli XCX tribute, HARDLI XCX, on Halloween at Duck And Cover. Probably as good as the real thing! www.outsavvy.com/event/39264/...
DUCK & COVER 2026 Tickets - Glasgow - OutSavvy
Bum Notes present : DUCK AND COVER 2026Our annual COVERS BAND HALLOWEEN BALL is back from beyond the grave. . We may have lost our hallowed grounds of The Flying Duck but tonight, Matthew, we're going...
outsavvy.com
If you failed to get Charli XCX Glasgow tickets, firstly LOL, amateur, I got tickets EASY PEASY, but secondly, you should come watch me début Glasgow’s most misguided Charli XCX tribute, HARDLI XCX, on Halloween at Duck And Cover. Probably as good as the real thing! www.outsavvy.com/event/39264/...
DUCK & COVER 2026 Tickets - Glasgow - OutSavvy
Bum Notes present : DUCK AND COVER 2026Our annual COVERS BAND HALLOWEEN BALL is back from beyond the grave. . We may have lost our hallowed grounds of The Flying Duck but tonight, Matthew, we're going...
outsavvy.com
'im not complicit! im not complicit!!', i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
Macklemore: Palestinian children are people. Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list. Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir.
I’m slightly concerned that for all the squad churn and money spent Spurs might not actually have a single good player
Armando Iannucci - Train Station Steps
YouTube video by Second Saturday's Warrior
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Armando Iannucci@aiannucci.bsky.social · last mo.25 years since this thing came out. I’m very fond of it, it’s possibly the most personal thing I’ve made and, if I’m allowed to be proud for a day, I’m rather proud of it. All 8 eps up on Channel 4. #TheArmandoIannucciShows #Ch4 #ABigEgg
The newest Johnny Foreigner song is my favourite thing they’ve released in about ten years. Always at their best when writing about human geography and fucked up cities youtu.be/Qt762Sxg17E
The Concrete Collar
YouTube video by Johnny Foreigner, Rock Band
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I’m not sure the words holistic and warehouse belong together tbh. Feels like signing up to do CBT at the wellness abattoir
Not sure I’ve ever 100%-ed a game before and for some mad reason I decided Silksong was gonna be the one, and let me tell you Team Cherry are some sick fucks for making you do some tedious bullshit juggling minigame that’s harder than any boss in the entire game
Back on my bullshit (putting in derisory low offers for a last minute gig ticket on twickets)
When someone as beloved as Dolly Parton dies it can really hammer home how insignificant you are, as an everyday nobody whose death will not occasion the grief of millions. Not for me though, I got that out of the way last night reading about the 7ft statue they’ve built of Magawa the land mine rat.
To be fair, sacking a manager because winning a trophy and finishing 17th is “unacceptable”, then proceeding to finish 17th with no trophy, then spending £400m and finishing 17th again, would be the funniest thing this football club has ever done.
I do not know why I thought this season Spurs might be different.
Just gonna pop my next ten months of mental health in the hands of eleven dorks who don’t know I exist #coys
I’ve reread this a few times trying to work out what The Guardian means when using the word “consecutive” here, and I think I’ve cracked it. They are using the word “consecutive” to mean “non-consecutive”. Obvious really
