I'd rather not have AI art in my comments if that's ok!
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👨🏻🎨 Wonky football doodles since 2014, by Alex & Sian 🛒 SHOP: noscoredraws.com 📕 BOOK: https://tinyurl.com/njnvr4hz ✊🏻 No Pasarán
Sufficiently immersion breaking to cause me to delete my FM save ass transfer
Ben Jacobs@jacobsben.bsky.social · 21h ago🚨 BREAKING: Mo Salah set to join Trabzonspor on a two-year contract as a free agent. Trabzonspor confirm they have "begun negotiations". Verbal agreement already in place with Salah with the move set to be formalised this week.👑
Into day 2/3 of a horrible bout of heat exhaustion and it just started RAINING and I just stood in the garden and got soaked. Incredible.
Daughter is four and already the best artist in the house, not to mention the biggest goth
If I was British Airways I would simply have enough seats on my aeroplane for all the tickets I have sold
That montage bit in 'Scarface' but it's just these two dickheads
Ace your appraisal. Be your office hero. Today my colleagues stared forlornly at the blank wall where my @noscoredraws.com wall chart had been and lamented it's absence. If your colleagues are similarly afflicted, you, too, can save them from gloom. Rescue package in the posts below.
No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽@noscoredraws.com · last wk.It’s a lot to take in, not gonna lie Think there’s about 25 still unsold so if you want one go nuts x noscoredraws.com/products/wor...
I drew this affectionate depiction of an occasionally injured but beloved man 15 months ago, thinking he’d probs be back pretty soon.
It’s a lot to take in, not gonna lie Think there’s about 25 still unsold so if you want one go nuts x noscoredraws.com/products/wor...
No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽@noscoredraws.com · 2w agoPeople asked us to make a poster out of 245 of our World Cup drawings So we made a poster out of 245 of our World Cup drawings It's a massive catastrophe. Please buy one to validate our existence, or share to spread the pain x UK 🛒 noscoredraws.com EVERYWHERE ELSE 🛒 www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Pani...
If I was Fabrizio Romano I would simply wait until the transfer window closes and then see which footballers are playing for each team, it would be much easier
Had a long overdue midsummer mega-tidy/clean of our house and I swear putting a load of crap away and removing an inch of dust from every surface has completely changed the acoustics, feel like I'm in the Tate Modern
Have you ever been trapped in a hell of your own making (categorising a multi-generational pan-family Lego accumulation)
Peter Drury as I make breakfast: "From the depths of sleepy slumber: PERCOLATION! Rising with the dawn, a new day's opening act. The bacon greets the heat with a jubilant chorus of crackles, eggs poached with practiced precision. And there it is! A fine fry-up fit to start this or any other day..."
Nanoraptor@nanoraptor.danamania.com · 2w agoYou suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?
Do share if you feel like helping England's amputee footballers make it to the World Cup x
RM@rmolloy.bsky.social · 2w agoHere's the link to their fundraiser. Football friends, please donate if you can, share if you can and let's help make sure they can get to the World Cup. @noscoredraws.com @sickoscommittee.org Can you share and signal-boost? #Football #FootballSky www.gofundme.com/f/get-englan...
People asked us to make a poster out of 245 of our World Cup drawings So we made a poster out of 245 of our World Cup drawings It's a massive catastrophe. Please buy one to validate our existence, or share to spread the pain x UK 🛒 noscoredraws.com EVERYWHERE ELSE 🛒 www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Pani...
Odysseus stringing his bow and using it to twang a baguette at a cyclops
Sophie Hall@sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 2w agoFinally, someone asking the important questions
Hey all, just a little FYI if you've ordered any mugs from us: I've had a moderately catastrophic printer issue (because printers are evil) which has set me a back a few days. If not already on their way I'll post them tomorrow. SOZZA LOVE YOU BYE x
No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽@noscoredraws.com · 2y agoPINNED POST (pls share to spread our pain) ✍️ Hey we're Alex & Sian and we've accidentally spent a decade drawing 20,000 footballers quite badly. If you want to see a certain player, just ask 🛒 SHOP: noscoredraws.com - where you can get prints & mugs & stuff. 100+ teams to choose from!
I don't know where I'd put this, but it's really great, so if you do have a spot for it, you should absolutely buy it, it will bring you joy every time it gets in your eyeline.
No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽@noscoredraws.com · 2w agoPeople asked us to make a poster out of 245 of our World Cup drawings So we made a poster out of 245 of our World Cup drawings It's a massive catastrophe. Please buy one to validate our existence, or share to spread the pain x UK 🛒 noscoredraws.com EVERYWHERE ELSE 🛒 www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Pani...
Just watched The Odyssey. Very good. Quite stabby. I give it eleven cyclopses out of ten.
People asked us to make a poster out of 245 of our World Cup drawings So we made a poster out of 245 of our World Cup drawings It's a massive catastrophe. Please buy one to validate our existence, or share to spread the pain x UK 🛒 noscoredraws.com EVERYWHERE ELSE 🛒 www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Pani...
Oh man, in bits at Iñaki Williams message to his brother Nico 😭
