cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer)
@comicprintinguk.bsky.social
Increasingly part-time comic printer (still the best tho). Increasingly full time dad/carer. S-tier trash talker. If you followed for the printing stuff get ready to see a lot about how society fails SEN kids instead. rich@comicprintinguk.com
Alt text for picture: Photographers capture shots as Nigel Farage shares a beer and banter around a wooden pub bench with all his friends and people who can take him seriously now.
James Ball@jamesrball.com · yesterday"Farage called a pointless election in Reform’s safest seat, and even after paying for ads and actually doing some campaigning, got less than two-thirds of the vote when no serious opposition was even standing."
“I’m a race realist” always always equals “I have the most heinous views you have ever heard, but I also have a dictionary.”
Tim Dowling will never be Adrian Chiles and he needs to come to terms with that. You’re good at what you do, Tim! Go out there and be the best Tim Dowling you can be! Stop this doomed tilt at The King.
That’s quite an act. What do you call an act like that? *jazz hands* Joined Up Government!
Burnham criticised for EV and North Sea drilling approach as wildfires heighten climate fears
Reduction in EV sales targets could add millions of tonnes of CO2 to emissions as UK faces impact of global heating
theguardian.com
Gunn: *lying shocked, but elated to be alive* “you did this for REVENGE?” Moseley: *breathing heavily, kneeling over the corpse* “if it hadn’t been for Cotton Eye Joe…” *he rises, bringing a huge stone down to crush the head before turning away in disgust* “I’d have been married a long time ago”
Graham@grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 20h ago"Where did he come from??" "Never mind that. WHERE DID HE GO???"
"Where did he come from??" "Never mind that. WHERE DID HE GO???"
This is what happens when everyone gets online to complain that the eclipse was underwhelming, you realise?
Some dude hiking a parched forest just dropped his phone and the sparks are going to be a problem. THANKS ANDY.
We are on a ferry. We have been awake since about twenty to four. We didn’t need to be, that’s just when Tilly felt the day should start.
It’s not a cult of personality please don’t put in the newspaper that it’s a cult of personality please
Honestly whoever has the gig of writing Burnham’s joke reply to Farage at PMQs has a decent chance of killing him stone dead now.
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
How many times are we going to have to repeat the “if you remember it you weren’t there” cycle before we realise that nostalgia isn’t a mirror?
jon christian@jonchristian.net · 2d agokids today are literally confused about whether "partying" was real or an urban legend
Buddy you should see my inbox in late Spring.
Luke Steuber@coolhand.bsky.social · 2d agoI just googled things to do in Newport, Rhode Island and got a link to Town and Country magazine, where I saw this ad
You’re not fooling me. I will not be purchasing any property from the Umbrella Corporation.
Check out this 7 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove
7 bedroom detached house for sale in Kerry, Newtown, Powys, SY16 for £150,000. Marketed by Morris Marshall and Poole, Newtown
rightmove.co.uk
WHEN I WAS. A YOUNG GIRL. MY MOTHER SAID TO ME.
Sarah Dempster@dempster2000.bsky.social · 2d agoWhen I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be Will I be pretty? Will I be rich? Here's what she said to me: No.
The thing is that that is… not a lot compared to the likely ROI.
Financial Times@financialtimes.com · 2d agoThe cost of a complete private day-school education for leavers rose 5.7% from last year, prompting fresh debate over the Labour government’s decision to remove the VAT exemption for independent schools. ft.trib.al/183SBWg
If you do something wrong to a huge number of people, are given a clear path to understanding, growth and forgiveness, say you're going to do and then do absolutely fuck all then you don't get to come back as if nothing happened at all.
Yeah I loathe this kind of reply. Literally only exists so the sender can assert they're wiser than you. "Ah my poor naive fool, have you only just learned there is evil in the world?" Get fucked
scott dagostino@scottdagostino.ca · 2d agoSeeing more and more people drawing a red line and *blocking* the strangers who respond to posts expressing upset with “is that a surprise to you?” and I’m starting to see the case for it. Lowest, most pointless kind of reply.
Honestly I think the pervert glasses are a great opportunity to test a rape alarm.
Je Hyeon | ABOLISH the polICE@naptime.theolive.garden · 2d agohas anyone tested verbal prompts in public that will shut off meta glasses and the like? asking for myself
Whatever your results today just remember that going back into education at the age of 37 is an achievement in itself.
This highlights the fundamental problem for BlueSky. Building a short message social media site is trivial. Running one is a 24/7 nightmare. America is not the world and this could get @support.bsky.team banned in the UK
James Ball@jamesrball.com · 2d agoPosting false information about election candidates is one of the last remaining forms of criminal libel in the UK, fwiw. If your algorithm/AI is bad enough that it isn't immune to this kind of fuck up, it is not ready for deployment! Turn it the fuck off!
