Benji Staxx
@benjistaxx.bsky.social
26 he/him NO MINORS kinkster and professional shitposter If lost return to @sirshark.bsky.social 🐼🐼💜💚
hey can we rp? you'll be a big sexy blimp slut and I'll be Robert F Kennedy Junior
bluseky bots be like CLICK MY PUSSY MY SON IS DYING CLICK ON MY SON FOR MY DYING PUSSY MY PUSSY IS SO BIG AND MY SON IS SO DEAD GET ALL UP IN THIS DEAD SON PUSS
game changer lost episode creepypasta "Brennan, your next prompt is 'RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN-'"
Anyone wana pin a big, cocky pig and pump him so full he can't even waddle~?
Just putting @nikkofluff.bsky.social back into his cage 🎨: @mcwolf96.bsky.social
art idea: streamer chugs a 2 liter of soda to burp really loud as a funny comedy bit but goes viral overnight and is quickly pigeonholed into becoming "the 2 liter guy" and does it multiple times per stream until they're an immobile carbonated belch cannon
What the hell is even inflating him, does it even matter? What ever it is, it's not slowing down... C for anonymous
which of my moots play overwatch... hrmmmmmmmrrrrhrhrrmrhrmhh...
LSSJ Broly Vs. Uncle Grandpa Final Limit Breaker Mode -Sign-
when chefs are cooking sometimes they'll say something is "ooh mommy" what's that about
BUY ART FOR YOURSELF RAGHH 40 USD Sketches, 85 USD Full Illustrations 10% off for seasonal comms or including my ocs! Read the deets and submit requests here! forms.gle/vF2g2KkW2q94...
the impulsive urge to delete my furry social accounts and disappear for like 3 years straight and coming back an entirely different person
work is fuckign awful tonight out of nowhere I just have to lock in for half an hour
do you think if I wrote songs about eating fupa and man ass like Taylor Swift writes songs about being so insufferably heterosexual that I too would get 96 bobillion dollars and pump straight jet fuel and black fumes into the ozone while I spin around on my quarterback boyfriend's penis
sex is pretty okay but have you ever inflated your lover and ridden them over the clouds while the sun sets
Is it hunger or is it greed? Either way I need more and more and more and more and more.... YCH from @fatdragonfruit.bsky.social
Heavy steps shake the graveyard grounds, As an obese wolf waddles and wades around, Until a colorful sight makes itself known, A grave full of candy, it's depths unknown... But little does the hungry wolf know, The grave marks his waistline, perished by gluttony and uncontrollable urge... to grow~
herbivorous dinosaurs produced enough methane gas to significantly increase Earth's temperature (and Aurelina's diameter) @hanthecatsaur.bsky.social
Heart is full after the company of friends. It took me a while, but like. Feels like I've really, truly got my mojo back after years of kinda. I dunno. Kinda being in the dark about who I was or what I stand for. There's nobody I'd rather be than myself. 💜
No member of my court goes under fed. And makes for a deeply bass ranged borb-bard that rumbles the entire throne room! For @zinfandel.bsky.social
