man had a dream that Ryan from Drag'n Wash had a slit instead kobold is confused that he said his balls stank so he squatted and pushed them out of his slit (along with his sheath) 'they're internal!' (the kobold passed out from blood loss through the nose)
Vectrometer
@vectrometer.bsky.social
Quantum Tyranitar of written persuasion 0x25 earth cycles completed I make poopenfartendiaper stuff. 🔞 https://vectrometer.carrd.co
dad Groudon slaps his big fat belly to kickstart his old ass like a lawnmower roaring to life
-after pooping myself- shit! I forgot that I had to poop oh well
me running the dungbeast dimension: yep that's a lot of poop @datahazard64.bsky.social running the diaper TF dimension: yep that's a lot of poop
I also take pleasure in being a creature that getting sandblasted would be a spa day kinda deal
Why did the universe decide that poop's default color (in most cases) would be brown? (I'm not complaining; after the 10,000th dump you start questioning the curiosities of the universe)
I am always pleasantly surprised at how many applications natively support inverted portrait on Android (when I need to charge my phone) x3
Zanac was my lightbulb moment, when games could be modular, have music that fits the theme, and is replayable even to this day? Yeah. Origin story. 😁
What's your "origin" video game? Most gamers have a lot of favorite games, sure, but there's always one that basically 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 you. I'm talking about the game that flipped that little switch in your brain and made into a life-long gamer. So, which game is 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨?
babyfurs online: abbaba flbrrrrtrrch i going big poopyyy >w< babyfurs meeting the same people irl after talking for years about how much they both love poopy diapers: if i so much as fart i will be crucified on the spot for my heinous breach of social norms
all you can see are my toes and ankles and the curvature of my diaper seat expanding .///. who's making these kaiju pamps anyway...
I don't recognize this Rampage ROM set... For @vectrometer.bsky.social! #NSFW #scat #hyperscat
Unauthorized destruction of a space frigate Unauthorized destruction of a planet Unauthorized space travel Unlawful environmental culling of wildlife, flora and fauna Willful discharging of a firearm in the abetting of a crime Consumption of illicitly mined radioactive material Sequence breaking
Draining humans and animals of blood while fighting a fascist regime in the Carpathian Mountains in 1347 AD.
switching to calling system paths quad zero double backslash foldername to confuse the normie IT crowd
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Alright it's been long enough that I can make this joke now
What's it called when you're rutting someone, but you pull out before you cum, then turn around and take a fat dump in the gaping hole while you nut on their ballsack instead?
What do you do when you have an alter with an exit portal to anybody's bowels nearby and a hole too loose to resist having an accident? You do this. #messydiaper #soiling #abdl
I recently got a protogen as my permanent toilet slave, so I hooked her up to the plumbing in place of my toilet! Now I can use her for every single Lopunny load I shit out, and my friends can use her too~ <3 🎨: Jooper~ <3
"Allow Gemini to do stuff?" *Clicks the button labeled no thanks* "ARE YOU SURE??????" Motherfucker did I click the button that says 'I'm sure???' I clicked the button that says 'No thanks' Don't fucking ask me again Goddamnit Stupid sleazy AI shit can't take no for a fucking answer
Diaper weight is just a number, and has no bearing on ability
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Also fasting to lose weight means I don't poop as often, weh.
I need to eat more people, go more apeshit, terrorize more I need to do less things that people consider 'cute'.
I don't get invited to things I don't get offers to split commissions on art I don't feel like I belong here what is happening