Vectrometer

@vectrometer.bsky.social

Quantum Tyranitar of written persuasion 0x25 earth cycles completed I make poopenfartendiaper stuff. 🔞 https://vectrometer.carrd.co

man had a dream that Ryan from Drag'n Wash had a slit instead kobold is confused that he said his balls stank so he squatted and pushed them out of his slit (along with his sheath) 'they're internal!' (the kobold passed out from blood loss through the nose)

Why did the universe decide that poop's default color (in most cases) would be brown? (I'm not complaining; after the 10,000th dump you start questioning the curiosities of the universe)

babyfurs online: abbaba flbrrrrtrrch i going big poopyyy >w< babyfurs meeting the same people irl after talking for years about how much they both love poopy diapers: if i so much as fart i will be crucified on the spot for my heinous breach of social norms

Unauthorized destruction of a space frigate Unauthorized destruction of a planet Unauthorized space travel Unlawful environmental culling of wildlife, flora and fauna Willful discharging of a firearm in the abetting of a crime Consumption of illicitly mined radioactive material Sequence breaking

GameBrat Advanced SP@thearbrat.bsky.social · 2w ago

Draining humans and animals of blood while fighting a fascist regime in the Carpathian Mountains in 1347 AD.

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I recently got a protogen as my permanent toilet slave, so I hooked her up to the plumbing in place of my toilet! Now I can use her for every single Lopunny load I shit out, and my friends can use her too~ <3 🎨: Jooper~ <3

"Allow Gemini to do stuff?" *Clicks the button labeled no thanks* "ARE YOU SURE??????" Motherfucker did I click the button that says 'I'm sure???' I clicked the button that says 'No thanks' Don't fucking ask me again Goddamnit Stupid sleazy AI shit can't take no for a fucking answer