Jëffy Two Beers
@jeffytwobeers.bsky.social
I’m Jeffy Two Beers. Punk rock enjoyer. Wife Guy to Kat. Canadian. Not a bot I swear
Scrambled eggs taste like shit without a ton of cheese and in a perfect world some onion peppers and mushrooms
Here’s me as a scifi noir detective from a short we made in 2013
All I said was I want to see trump die screaming and fuck him to death forever and they kick me off the free speech platform
Sleeping my way to the top of the unemployment line
Watching this OJ Simpson thing on Netflix and I’m starting to think he may have been guilty the entire time
No one threatens to bust a cap in anyone’s ass anymore
Have to go get a haircut I’d rather hit myself in the face with a hammer
Reskeet a picture of a bridge you took. Szabadsag hig(Liberty Bridge) Budapest Hungary
Reskeet a picture of a bridge you took. Under one. Portland, Oregon
Sometimes my phone disassociates and I lose my mind for two seconds