train songs 🤠 Train songs 😞

I try to not know anyone who hates cats.

people that hate cats have to tell you they hate cats or they will die

joey I’m not hangry anymore

bro i am reminded of what my grandpa always said "freak the fuck out for no reason"

if you’re in line to stay in line, STAY IN LINE

new ep cover/title reveal 👀 music will be out sooooon!!

🎶 I don’t want to grow up I have heard that it sucks 🎶

just got this album on cassette in the mail 😈

matthew, normie-mode@mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 2w ago

Squelching, slam, very brutal very good

some bassists made fun of me for being a guitar player last night 😔 deserved

target creature becomes ungovernable until end of turn

should I paint knives on my guitar before the fest this weekend (probably?)

sorry for normie-posting but today is me and Ashley’s anniversary. I don’t know why this wonderful woman puts up with my idiot ass but I’m forever grateful

really thought this said horniness campground

When white people do ayahuasca their trip should have ads

Some big dickhead this way comes

Imagine being a rat and finding a little red sweater that fits perfectly and says RAT

Civil war has broken out in the Christian Monopoly subreddit after someone suggested that praying for victory should be considered cheating

happy dings day to @itsdings.bsky.social 🥳🎂

consequences aren’t real

you either lose your cool or you lock in

tonight was fun, I’m go ing home

I should go home

I’m so fucking

whatsamatter, got school tomorrow??

calling the penis a Little Rascal

barfing on it

rest in piss toby keith you would’ve loved bluechew

forever dung