I gotta start manufacturing fake PSA boxes for other stuff

Your Canadian Girlfriend@yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 2d ago

Why? Why must everything we enjoy be sealed up with a "grade"? I get baseball cards being put in plastic because you can still enjoy both sides of the card. But a Blu-ray?

I wish I was an everyday joe

The BEST ROGUELIKE AWARD goes to Caves of Qud. "It's a recent one, but you know, evolution happens. Rich, beautiful writing, [...] a roguelike that is actually like Rogue" 💚 in the acceptance speech, @jfg.land & @unormal.bsky.social say DF is a "north star in the community" 💚

I accidentally voted for pat buchanan

get his ass

@twotwotwo.bsky.social · 2d ago

look the only bad thing about this is someone's going to have to wait like four months for the bananas he's holding to ripen

i think in terms of gummy candy companies you cannot beat Albanese

how horrible it would be to accidentally help someone else without getting anything in return

USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 3d ago

Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.

I'm built different. I'm not like other men. I live a life of loud desperation.

I'm in Seattle, not Spokane, but I've been through so many West coast wildfire seasons at this point that I knew one was on when I saw the slight red tint of the sun through my window before I looked at my phone

yeah, i could eat

do they still let you get cash back at the grocery store

if a priest hits a kid in the head with a water gun the kid is catholic

was looking up the etymology for "jacking off" and lol "Farmer and Henley ("Slang and Its Analogues") also lists as synonyms jerk (one's) jelly and jerk (one's) juice." im jerking my juice

come on

Cortana@cortanav.bsky.social · 4d ago

Nobody freak out but the Seattle light rail just derailed across the track at the Chinatown International District station.

aww yeah folks

she's so real for that

actually today i might have an insane freakout where I assert the 5-10 people telling me that im psycho are actually the psychotic ones

bye bitch

Mediaite@mediaite.com · 3d ago

James Carville Tells Fox News He’s Out of the Democratic Party if Hasan Piker Stays: ‘One of Us is Going to Leave’

im thinking about selling my dairy based homemade dipping sauce over the internet and making it in my home and shipping it via usps

The Secretary of Education has been spotted at Summerslam

out of the stone age and it only took like 6 hours

ahhh i found limestone <1 day walk from my base in vintage story im rich

cancelling the ballard light rail is also antisemitic

Really funny when someone comes on here to do some kumbaya style high horsing and gets yelled at by 25 people and starts talking like a batman villain as they're being carted off to arkham

Silky@silkythick.bsky.social · 4d ago

None of you matter at all, say whatever you want I'm sick of people being antisocial fucking pricks on SOCIAL media. You're bullies and assholes, go fuck yourselves.

needed to open a bottle and in the back of my junk drawer found a novelty bottle opener where it's like a butterfly knife but instaed of the knife part it's a bottle opener and i just opened my bottle of lemmy sparkling lemonade in the coolest possible way

when you start vintage story it says "welcome, fellow player" and i imagine it's big pun welcoming me to heaven

"Why aren't kids playing outside anymore"

Woman arrested after driving on sidewalk toward child riding bike: Police

A woman was arrested in Spokane, Washington, after she allegedly drove up on the sidewalk and nearly hit a child who was riding their bike, police said.

abc7.com

TFW Michigan is going to elect @abdulelsayed.bsky.social on Tuesday.