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This is a police hating and human existence loving account Whenever I do satire everyone thinks its news and whenever I do news everyone thinks it's satire so good luck with these posts I guess On Mastodon: Criminalerin.jorts.horse She/they/guy

Bill Cosby’s “Himself” was absolutely formative for me. It made me laugh hysterically, helped shape my sense of humor, and it got me through some really tough times. I had basically committed the entire thing to memory. And then we all learned that man is inarguably, objectively a terrible person.

16 wanted to know how the saying actually went that GW made very funny so I told her and she said that it's not funny and then I explained how GW has the juice and Jeb (which I said "no it's not" to her "is that his real name") does not and then explained how GHW's CIA stole an election to do 9/11

A piece of paper: *a standard piece of 8.5x11" printed paper which is by default oriented as what can be considered portrait* A cell phone user: *takes a photo of the printed piece of paper in portrait mode* The cell phone's auto-rotate feature: *is turned off* The photo: I'm sideways lol

NEW for @binjdotnews.bsky.social: Thomas “Tommy” Rosa was exonerated due to DNA testing and research about the unreliability of eyewitness testimony. At one point in his decades-long fight for freedom, prosecutors declined to call on their own DNA expert whose findings skewed from their narrative.

Prosecuted By The DA, Exonerated By DNA

At one point in his decades-long fight for freedom, prosecutors declined to call on their own DNA expert whose findings skewed from their narrative

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rumor has it* all the australian men have massive crushes on the american ladies protesting data centers and they want to kiss them all on the cheeks, hand them hot coffees, and tell them how bad ass and inspiring they are *i made it up, just now, but it’s probably true

Fake. USDA. Seals. Used by an NC meat processing plant on 83.5 TONS of meat. Produced entirely outside the federal inspection system, according to news reports. We are pretty close to The Jungle (second ed.) now, no? www.scrippsnews.com/life/recalls...

Interactive: Meat recall linked to fake USDA labels

Pork, beef and goat products are being recalled after a company allegedly used fake USDA inspection labels. Explore our interactive guide to see which products are affected and what to look for.

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