Israel’s latest false flag was amazing, but sadly no one believed it www.normalisland.co.uk/p/israels-la...
Israel’s latest false flag was amazing, but no one believed it
You’ve gotta admire Bibi Netanyahu.
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The Fairford incident is no longer "diesel theft". It's back to being Iranian terrorists now. www.normalisland.co.uk/p/the-fairfo...
The Fairford psy-op is back on! We’re pretending it was Iran after all!
When the Fairford plot fell apart before it had got going, I honestly thought that was the end of it.
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The terrorists had infiltrated the annual Labour Party conference in Liverpool. Thankfully, steadfast police officers discovered old ladies with deadly weapons such as signs with unapproved words. They have been dragged off to cells and now face up to 14 years in prison. Isn't this brilliant?
It's handy to know that if I ever commit a genocide, the police will arrest the people who protest against me while I make a speech at the UN saying how racist they all are
Iran's Foreign Minister, Dr Abbas Aragchi, has arrived in New York City for the UN General Assembly meeting. You know how we told you the Iranians were all cowardly and hid away? Yeah we might have lied about that.
Ed Sheeran is distraught after the Macklemore backlash, so naturally he contacted the world’s biggest media organisation, Normal Island News, so he could set the record straight. I guess we can call it an Op-Ed. www.normalisland.co.uk/p/why-im-the...
Why I’m the real victim of the Gaza genocide, by Ed Sheeran
Ed Sheeran is distraught after the Macklemore backlash, so naturally he contacted the world’s biggest media organisation, Normal Island News, so he could set the record straight.
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the concert was the most exciting experience since the bank left me on hold for 45 minutes, playing “Shape of You” on loop www.normalisland.co.uk/p/ed-sheeran...
Ed Sheeran performs half a show to his few remaining fans
Ed Sheeran performed at Lincoln Financial Field last night, only two and a half hours later than planned.
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If you still weren't convinced that Ed Sheeran is on the right side of history, just know that Jeremy Clarkson has joined Tommy Robinson and Lucy Connolly in coming out in support of him 👀
Israel has explained it's a total coincidence that British airports have been hit by major disruptions within hours of the UK imposing sanctions on Israeli settlements
this is an outrage www.normalisland.co.uk/p/bbc-presen...
BBC presenter in huge trouble after telling truth about Israel
BBC presenter Katty Kay has caused outrage by referring to the skirmish in Gaza as a “genocide”, just because that’s what it is, according to both the dictionary and international law.
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Now that Iran has completely destroyed every US base in the Middle East and forced US aircraft carriers to limp away, President Trump is considering the bold move of declaring total victory and pretending the whole thing never happened ❤️
I don't mean to upset you, but someone has completely destroyed an Israeli arms factory in Belgium 😭😭😭
The BBC has explained that presenter Katty Kay's comments did not meet is editorial standards because those standards include not telling the truth about Israel and looking the other way when genocide is taking place 👀
The US has confirmed it liberated four Iranians by bombing the wedding they were at. Don't worry this sort of thing only counts as terrorism when the other side does it ♥️
This is appalling 🚨🚨🚨 Let’s be absolutely clear -politicians for many years have failed to train enough highly skilled healthcare professionals for the NHS, and then have treated doctors, nurses+others extremely badly, so many leave the service too… (Article link in thread)
If socialism work so well, how come it hasn't once successfully stolen 65 billion barrels of oil from a capitalist country to keep itself afloat? 🤔
The Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs has confirmed the UK is officially the world’s dampest desert www.normalisland.co.uk/p/island-whe...
Island where it constantly rains is experiencing another drought
When Margaret Thatcher made England and Wales the only countries in the world with fully privatised water, the naysayers argued it was a terrible idea.
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Just yesterday, the world was in mourning after Israel’s favourite Senator tragically passed away after returning from a cocaine party in Kyiv. www.normalisland.co.uk/p/sen-lindsa...
Lindsay Graham comes back to life after hell rejects him
Yesterday, the world was in mourning after Israel’s favourite Senator tragically passed away after returning from a cocaine party in Kyiv.
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He was so much better than Corbyn that he became prime minister, despite getting a lower vote share. www.normalisland.co.uk/p/the-greate...
The greatest prime minister since Liz Truss resigns
The greatest prime minister since Liz Truss has resigned and everyone in the country who matters is distraught.
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Elon is a perfect example of how you can fail upwards. He became a millionaire at 27 and a billionaire at 41. He then harnessed all of his anger from being rejected by Epstein island to become the world’s only trillionaire at 54. www.normalisland.co.uk/p/elon-musk-...
Elon Musk set to become the world's first trillionaire to be guillotined
This should cheer you up while you dig into a tin of cold beans and wonder how you’re gonna make rent: Elon Musk has become the world’s first trillionaire.
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Elon is a perfect example of how you can fail upwards. He became a millionaire at 27 and a billionaire at 41. He then harnessed all of his anger from being rejected by Epstein island to become the world’s only trillionaire at 54. www.normalisland.co.uk/p/elon-musk-...
Elon Musk set to become the world's first trillionaire to be guillotined
This should cheer you up while you dig into a tin of cold beans and wonder how you’re gonna make rent: Elon Musk has become the world’s first trillionaire.
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Looks like Iran might effectively have a veto over Israeli military action... www.councilestatemedia.uk/p/someone-mi...
Someone might finally be putting a stop to Israeli aggression
You know what’s beautiful?
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US Empire Managers View Iranian Sovereignty As An Act Of Aggression, And Other Notes Empire managers really do believe the entire planet should submit to their authority and that it’s an unprovoked act of aggression when this isn’t given to them. www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/us-empire-...
US Empire Managers View Iranian Sovereignty As An Act Of Aggression, And Other Notes
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Outrageously, the Iranians are repairing the damage far quicker than the US fixed lead pipes in Flint Michigan. This is clearly an Iranian war crime. www.normalisland.co.uk/p/fifa-peace...
FIFA Peace Prize winner kicks off World Cop by bombing Iran's water supply
The greatest ever winner of the FIFA Peace Prize, Donald Trump, has kicked off the World Cup by bombing Iran’s water supply.
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