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Elon is a perfect example of how you can fail upwards. He became a millionaire at 27 and a billionaire at 41. He then harnessed all of his anger from being rejected by Epstein island to become the world’s only trillionaire at 54. www.normalisland.co.uk/p/elon-musk-...

Elon Musk set to become the world's first trillionaire to be guillotined

This should cheer you up while you dig into a tin of cold beans and wonder how you’re gonna make rent: Elon Musk has become the world’s first trillionaire.

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Elon is a perfect example of how you can fail upwards. He became a millionaire at 27 and a billionaire at 41. He then harnessed all of his anger from being rejected by Epstein island to become the world’s only trillionaire at 54. www.normalisland.co.uk/p/elon-musk-...

Elon Musk set to become the world's first trillionaire to be guillotined

This should cheer you up while you dig into a tin of cold beans and wonder how you’re gonna make rent: Elon Musk has become the world’s first trillionaire.

normalisland.co.uk

There was a time, not long ago, when peaceful protestors were never sent to jail in the UK But at least 286 people have been locked up for protesting climate breakdown and genocide in recent years It's a fucking scandal

New breed of political prisoner arises in Britain as anti-protest sentences rise

More people are being jailed in England and Wales as a result of acting to prevent climate breakdown and the war in Gaza, research reveals

theguardian.com

France passed a law requiring solar panels on every parking lot with more than 80 spaces. Equals 10 nuclear reactors Reduces heat island, shades cars The US -- 800 million parking spaces. Most of them are uncovered asphalt sitting in direct sunlight. Why aren't we doing this?

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Just imagine the "I" in AIPAC stood for Iran. Imagine the American Iran Public Affairs Committee just spent record sums of money to defeat a congressman who exposed a paedophile ring that blackmailed US politicians. But it's fine when Israel does this...

BREAKING: Venezuela has highlighted irregularities in the Kentucky primary and demanded a recount. It is preparing an invasion force to restore democracy if the matter is not urgently rectified. It has explained that Juan Guaido is the rightful Congressman of Kentucky.

The Defense Department’s inspector general said Monday that it’s investigating U.S. Southern Command over its extrajudicial execution of alleged drug-smuggling boats which actually usually turn out to be fishermen and gasoline smugglers in the military’s campaign against drug cartels.

Pentagon’s internal watchdog to probe U.S. strikes on alleged drug boats

Both Democratic and Republican lawmakers have raised concerns about the legality of the strikes.

nbcnews.com

We are told that Burnham is highly popular, but not popular enough to win a fair election where the public has meaningful choice? The Greens would gain nothing from stepping aside for Burnham, and Labour would not step aside for Zack Polanski. www.councilestatemedia.uk/p/burnhams-r...

"Burnham's rivals should step aside so he can win" is not exactly an inspiring message

Andy Burnham is officially standing for Labour in the Makerfield by-election and the stakes could not be higher.

councilestatemedia.uk

Capitalists keep telling you socialism can't work, but socialism in defiance of US hostility was still better for the Bolivian people than capitalism with US support. Now imagine how socialism could thrive without US interference... www.councilestatemedia.uk/p/it-only-to...

It only took six months for the US puppet regime in Bolivia to fall apart

We were told for years that Bolivia was under socialist dictatorship because Evo Morales would not allow the US to plunder his country's resources.

councilestatemedia.uk