The Friday counsel would like a word.

Introducing Basil and Beans. 🐱🐈🩷❤️💕

Luke has discovered that he can use the half walls between our kitchen, living room, and dining room as essentially a bit conveyor belt as we can walk in circles in and out of my line of sigh. This is both the worst and best thing he’s ever done to me.

Deeply devastated to see the lineup of meet and great dogs at an adoption event this weekend does NOT include the adoptable dog I have had a parasocial relationship with for over a year.

we did the work for you. We found the name using the cheesecake factory menu.

Luke!@koltreg.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Little House Salad is a great name for a cat.

this hallmark movie is set in Corning and i did indeed start hooting and hollering with joy and pointing out to Luke all the places we’ve been.

My husband has left me for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

We’re at a teacher/ art store. I’m having intense homeschooled elementary school flashbacks (positive). Luke is searching for the best bit he can do with motivational posters.

Sleep was the plan. The reality is Looking at reviews of 13 year eyeliner holiday sets and getting choked up. No idea where or how the plan failed.

Do I listen to my husband’s One Piece podcast? No ( but you should) Do I text him every thing related to One Piece I happen access in the wild, like a great aunt who knew you were big into orca’s when you were 5? Of course I do.

We just finished the Friends rewatch and truly the biggest takeaway is everyone on TV in the mid 2000’s really should have just gone to Paris.

Family connection means screen recording your sister’s doggy daycare videos that feature her dog and then texting those videos to your parents.

Luke had never seen Friends so we’re currently working our way through the series. Prior to starting he somehow believed Ross was the “ best friend”. Watching him shed that belief and develop an appropriate deep dislike for Ross has been my favorite part of the rewatch.

I have committed the sins of visiting my sister and wanting to sit of the couch. Birdie strongly objects to my actions and demands an apology.

We finally put up a second spice rack today. Now all the spices are off the top of the island and I’m pretty sure I’m now invincible.

Watching the Santa clause movies is more fun when you’re actively rooting against Timm Allan

@janinejuliet.bsky.social Happy Happy Birthday Janine!!!!

The plan was to get everything set up this evening to make the thanksgiving dish in the AM something I just needed to throw together. I did not follow the plan.

Going to Costco at 6pm on a Monday with my dad. It fully feels like he’s waking me up at like 3am and expecting me to get in the car for a roadtrip.

Came to the realization today that I don’t really enjoy the song Chop Suey! I’ve just been enjoying people doing overdramatized imitations of it this whole time.

for a few minutes I felt like I could discern shapes from across the room too well and truly went into a spiral of not knowing if I still had my contacts in or not. Then I moved my phone 12 inches from my face, couldn’t read a single word. Mystery solved.

I’m waiting on an oil change and there seems to be an hgtv show solely about renovating bedroom nooks?!? The word nook is starting to sound like it’s not a word…

Luke is explaining that there are people who don’t enjoy Mama Mia! And I am explaining that some people have wrong opinions and zero joy in their lives.

I was conned into watching the entirety of Madam Webb.

I have discovered a white noise app that lets you layer with other audio and I cannot express how much that has improved my morning.

having a fully normal Wednesday and all operations are totally functional…

I’m just now learning that Luke knows how to play poker!?!

It’s been a confusing couple days as it’s hard to tell when scrolling if the discourse is about Al or AI

Friday is the day that Mama Mia! tickets go on sale for Cincinnati. After 10am this will be my full personality until September

My path: girl with Laura Ashley dollhouse to adult picking out countertops and bathroom finishes for a house we have like a 3% chance of building eventually.