TECHNOLOGY: W3C announces new <ruby> tag for ruby on rails, the programming language expected to replace javascript in the browser

BREAKING: New research on so-called "feminine urges" uncovers sleeping, longsword ownership, and obscure photography equipment

BREAKING: Could federation soon come to Bluesky? Experts warn that the proposal could pose a "grave" danger to intellectual property rights.

BREAKING: "everypony" voted gender-neutral greeting of the month by greetings society

BREAKING: Mayor of London in hot water after "God i hate cars and god i hate motorists" remark caught on tape

BREAKING: Womens' football ultras "key moment" for sport equality – FIFA

BREAKING: Bluesky to abandon "AT protocol", use ActivityPub instead — sources

BREAKING: Transpennine Express managing director Pascal Farful says the rail operator has missed key KPI indicators (KPI stands for "Kitten Petting Index")

BREAKING: Tech interview questions in the spotlight; interviewees report being asked to explain complex technical topics as if the interviewer was a toddler; and where would you have been in five years time? Click here to get brought up to speed on interview question KPIs.

BREAKING: PHP: it's been used by Facebook, but could it be used for good? Click here for the story.

OPINION: Post is the future of online social media

BREAKING: West Midlands Police say some "furries" – anthropomorphic animal enthusiasts expected to overwhelm Birmingham in their thousands over the next few days – may already be present in the city.

BREAKING: Thousands of "furries" – anthropomorphic animal enthusiasts – from across the world expected to descend on Birmingham in the UK within the next few days, say sources speaking on condition of anonymity.

BREAKING: US is a "twisted powder pretzel waiting to unswivel" – sources

BREAKING: You might have heard of furries, but what about treeies? They're a close-knit community of friends who roleplay as their favourite trees, even creating their own firsuits. Click here for the full report.

BREAKING: Tens rejoice as ctrl+enter makes debut on bluesky

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BREAKING: Is non-functional programming the new trend in systems design?

BREAKING: Criminalising witch hats "on table" according to UK's home secretary. The country's dramatic u-turn on traditional programmer clothing is taking many by surprise, they're now mandatory in most EU countries.

BREAKING: Who blocks who? Bluesky says the public has a right to know.

BREAKING: Korean musician Psy, responsible for hit track Gangnam Style, denies any participation in "psy-ops" in tell-all interview, click here for the full story.

OPINION: A bright future ahead for Bluesky? Not so fast — Jake "double" Davidson

BREAKING: UK state censor Ofcom says that new Instagram-like social network Bluesky is in danger of "failing vibe check" in an explosive report leaked earlier today

BREAKING: Verbal abuse "among finest in country" aboard Leeds buses, according to operator First, they say that drivers have been specially trained to not intervene.

BREAKING: Mastodon "on verge of collapse", say sources speaking on condition of anonymity

BREAKING: UK's Metropolitan Police Service announces that scores have been arrested in the capital for planned anti-monarchy protests, a spokesman said the protesters "smelled strongly of Bradford".

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