Mike Stemmle
@mikestemmle.bsky.social
Video game guy. Coffee achiever. Pre-Crisis refugee.
Grogufy a movie: Have Fun, Good Luck, Don’t Grogu
Chuck Jordan@sasquatchers.wtf · 3mo agoI Am Curious (Grogu)
Although I’m enjoying the show quite a bit, my inner 12 year old always snort laughs when I suggest watching “Joe Nesbø’s Detective Hole” to the missus.
Depluralize a movie: One Wedding and a Funeral One Thing, Right Here, and Right Now The Single Samurai One Dalmatian Darby O’Gill and the Little Person One Maniac
Chuck Jordan@sasquatchers.wtf · 4mo agoDepluralize a movie: Just the One Battle
Pitch an unnecessary sequel: Requiem for a Daydream Synecdoche 2: Mo’ Synecdoche, Mo’ Problems Being John Malkovich 2: Malkovich Malkovich West Side Story 2: The Krupke Chronicles Everything Everywhere All at Once 2: We Missed a Spot Schindler’s List 2: The Addendum
Peter Sagal@petersagal.bsky.social · 5mo agoPitch an unnecessary sequel Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights
Excited to see our new Dashboard report featured in Calmatters! calmatters.org/commentary/2...
Opinion | Californians finally get a guide to deciphering state's school data dashboard
A nonprofit created a reader-friendly explainer of California school district ratings, a decade after the state created its confusing data dashboard.
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“Show me what comic you loved when you were 13, and that’s all I need to know about you.” -Brad Meltzer
Kevin M. Kruse@kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 7mo ago“Show me what comic you loved when you were 13, and that’s all I need to know about you.” -Brad Meltzer
And Tiny Tim, who did not die, showed those men of will what will really was.
Chris Adamson@invalidname.me · 8mo agoAnd Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, swore by his life and his love of it never to live for the sake of another man, nor ask another to live for his.
I named my fists "Noel" and "Liam" because once they're done you'll be broken up for fifteen years.
Mike Schnier@mikeschnier.bsky.social · 9mo agoI named my fists "Dunning" and "Kruger" because I haven't trained in any sort of martial art but am confident I would do pretty well.
Ere this night doth wane, you will drink the black sperm of my vengeance, Charlie Brown.
Popehat@kenwhite.bsky.social · 9mo agoAll those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain, Charlie Brown.
Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter’s to the title: “John Carpenter’s Weekend at Bernie’s” “John Carpenter’s Tyler Perry’s Madea” “John Carpenter’s Chariots of Fire”
Chris Adamson@invalidname.me · 10mo agoMake a movie better by adding John Carpenter’s to the title: “John Carpenter’s Home Alone”
While I always appreciate a Samuel L. Jackson callback, I've often wondered why "hold on to your butts" is considered sound advice in a pending crisis. It seems that, if stuff is about to go down, your butt would be pretty low on the list of "things to secure." I mean, it's not going anywhere.
In the back of my mind, I always harbored the secret hope that a 65 year old Rickey Henderson was going to suit up for another season, and steal another 200 bases on these whippersnappers. Rest in Peace to the best damn player I ever saw.
Shifting gears a bit, here's the first in a series of posts about DC Characters That Should Have their Own Multi-Generational Legacy Characters: Doll Man and Doll Woman. Their multi-generational offspring should be ersatz versions of Barbie, GI Joe, She-Ra, Jem, the Micronauts, etc.
UDCCTAGWCTIALREAWST (#4 in an ongoing series): Amethyst. Amy Winston is a normal teenage girl who has just put away childish things. But then she finds out that she's really a pretty pink princess from a magical land with unicorns. Can she overcome her cringe in time to embrace her destiny?
And yes, this feed is going to mostly talk about weird DC Comics characters for a while...
UDCCTAGWCTIALREAWST (#3 in an Ongoing Series): G'Nort Rather than giving a title to another one of 19 or so human American Green Lanterns, why not toss a bone to this mutt? He's a cross between Groo the Wanderer and a GL. Plus he's an adorable doggie. He practically howls "take my money!"
Unused DC Characters that a Gifted Writer Could Turn into a Long-Running, Eisner-Award Winning Solo Title (#2in an Ongoing Series): Prez Rickard Picture the West Wing, but set squarely in the DCU, where trade negotiations with Bialya often have to take a backseat to Khundian invasions.
Unused DC Characters that a Gifted Writer Could Turn into a Long-Running, Eisner-Award Winning Solo Title (#1 in an Ongoing Series): Extraño. A flamboyantly gay space witch? How is this guy *not* DC's version of the Doctor?
Hi there, Bluesky folks. Anyone wanna talk about DC comics, Doctor Who, or Star Trek?