Polina Gurtovaia

@pgurtovaia.bsky.social

Beginner developer, in my spare time, I reinvent the wheel, read ancient books on modern technologies, and write blogposts. Web GDE, based in London

Can we train a neural network in CSS without a drop of code (JS strictly prohibited, no server Python!)? CSS + 50 divs does the trick-but that's boring. How about..scrollbars? Tremble before our colossal computational graph, boasting a single layer and 3 parameters! acorns.nutlore.me/css-neural-n...

A JS-less Neural Network on… Scrollbars

A live optimizer built from scroll physics: a tiny neural network's three weights are scrollbars, trained continuously by CSS scroll-driven animations and mandatory snap until its curve fits the sine ...

acorns.nutlore.me

Today I came across the term 'sociotechnical' in a book. It made me realise that people over-optimising their productivity metrics can directly shape system architecture - sometimes in very broken ways :)

How many agents does it take to make me read one paper? New post: building on an almost-familiar stack, with control and quick context switching. Follow-up to "Scaling the Productivity of a Spherical Developer in a Vacuum #0", reads on its own. hellsquirrel.dev/blog/dx-dp-1

Calibrating the Spherical Developer: Turning the Levers #1

Turning the throughput model from Part 0 into a real solo build. Three days, one personal paper reader, and a close look at which levers actually moved.

hellsquirrel.dev