I enjoy not going places and, also, not doing things.

After the pain of grieving my dog in March, I swore I wouldn't adopt again until it would statistically outlive me. But I'm turning 56 in August—if I don't eat right or exercise, I could pull it off now.

BILL SIMMONS GO LIVE NOW

Ian Rapoport@rapsheet.bsky.social · 2w ago

Per Shams Charania, LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers.

Me, lifelong, long-suffering Sixers fan:

Gotta take that Kool-Aid fucker off the board—he breaks through walls.

Discontinued Foods!@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 2w ago

Things aren't great, let's have some fun

Nice try, but I refuse to accept reality.

The Extrajudicial Murder Continues Until Moral Improves

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w ago

Homan: "It's only a matter time when you weaponize that two ton vehicle where an officer is not going to be able to react in time and we're burying an ICE officer ... so the vehicle stops are back on"

They’re kids!

JJ in DC@jjindc.bsky.social · 2w ago

🧊✈️ SEATTLE ⛓️😲 👉 Young men & boys in shackles are herded by hired thugs from a chartered Eastern 737 to a waiting bus, to be transported to GEO Group's Northwest Detention Center in Tacoma, Washington 👀

Workspace, July 2026.

I would like to do my life over; I got some things wrong the first time.

New books added this week in Raleigh!

‘“We cannot afford to have a society in which a significant fraction of our best young minds think that cheating is OK,” [Serrano] said. “That leads to a declining society, to a failed society … We cannot choose to become idiots.”’

Jacob T. Levy@jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 4w ago

www.insidehighered.com/news/faculty...

This Is Just To Say I told you so about that thing you disagreed with me about of which irrefutable proof has now emerged Forgive me it is too delicious too sweet not to remind you that you were wrong

I have thoroughly enjoyed the World Cup. I have loved cheering for the US team. Then that fucker intervened. Yes, the red card was excessive, but I would rather lose because of it than win because Imbecile called FIFA. The joy is gone. Now we’re the bad guys. He destroys everything.

legitimately funny dispatch lol

Zeteo@zeteo.com · last mo.

We went to Donald Trump’s Great American State Fair for the U.S.’s 250th anniversary. But the 16-day celebration is proving to be less than successful. Watch @premthakker.bsky.social explore the disastrous fair. Subscribe to zeteo.com for more!

I've been a published author for 26 years--and I'm just now at my very first artist residency. I didn't get it--or have a life that would fit it, if I did. I get it now. Getting to be in an isolated place with a singular purpose and the time to achieve it is an incredible gift.

He creates his own reality & expects us to believe it. The FELON's FANTASY: Meanwhile, back on EARTH 1:

We are live

Boston sending Jaylen Brown to the Sixers for Paul George is the worst trade I’ve seen since we traded Charles Barkley for Jeff Hornacek, Tim Perry, and a six-pack of Bartles & Jaymes wine coolers.

AI can poop now--none of us need to poop anymore.

Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow is one of my absolute favorite superhero graphic novels, and I'm hoping the movie will inspire my people to discover it.

It's weird the way the Democratic alleged leadership (Jeffries too) think that the party is a club with rules rather than something the voters choose. It's....undemocratic. But also didn't the voters choose these people because of their policies, not just because of Mandani?

Julianne McShane@juliannemcshane.bsky.social · last mo.

“All of us are a little frustrated with the Democratic Party. But you don’t blow it up. That’s what MAGA has done.” - Tish James on Mamdani 👀😳

i'm not divorced; i'm married to the notion of never being married again

Did not expect Backrooms to be about the horror of 1980s interior design.

Happy Father's Day!!!

Happy Father's Day!