"I came in the door, I said it before, I never let the mic magnetize me no more."

I love Colorado's flag. It gives off serious vintage Marvelman vibes.

Can’t wait to share this new memoir, but willing to hold on till Fall 2027.

Daybreakers with Ethan Hawke and Sam Neill was criminally underrated and, after 17 years, I will be filing charges.

When I was a boy, we had proper TV seasons—22 episodes! At least! None of this waiting three years for the next one. BAM—every fall, a new season in the lineup! Cover of TV Guide and everything!

There are many mysteries in the universe, I just want the answer to one: how the hell does Eric Powell manage to create illustrations at this level of detail and still put out like 5 graphic novels a year???

That time of the year again...

Sweet lord--after this, they're gonna need an even bigger memory hole than the one they shoved the Bush administration in.

Yo! I will be offering an online course this Dec. aimed at writers looking to realize their novel-in-progress's full potential. Those who sign up before Sept. 28 will also get extra seminars and writing sessions for the full MFA for All semester. Check it out! americanshortfiction.org/mfa-for-all/

So was it the best of times or the worst of times? Make up your fucking mind.

Let me talk you something, I—and I can’t stress this enough—want my mommy.

I need everyone to go see it so I can say how much I loved the ending without spoiling.

Mat Johnson@matjohnson.bsky.social · 3w ago

Did not expect the Resident Evil franchise to be rebooted as an indie-style horror/comedy that sticks closely to the actual video game and yet manages to be something wholly original.

Does DraftKings need a spokesperson in the literary community? Because I am a cash-poor author with low ethical standards and no soul.

Did not expect the Resident Evil franchise to be rebooted as an indie-style horror/comedy that sticks closely to the actual video game and yet manages to be something wholly original.

The dumbest asshole in the country and the President need to be two different people moving forward

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3w ago

Trump: "If we lose $50 billion a year with a country, and we say 'we're not going to trade with you anymore,' we don't lose $50 billion a year. It's very simple. Right?"

They bought that Mitch McConnell at Spirit Halloween.

Respect to my alma mater, Greene Street Friends (Class of '89)! www.inquirer.com/real-estate/...

A Philly family bought their first home thanks to reparations from Quakers in Germantown

Green Street Friends Meeting, a Quaker congregation in Germantown, pledged to spend $50,000 a year for 10 years as part of its reparations work. It’s helping Black Philadelphians become homeowners.

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This premieres in one week. One week. Give yourself a Halloween treat, one with a great cast of characters based on the iconic vision of one @victorlavalle.bsky.social. And… ultimately… something a note of tentative hope in these tough times.

Chris Cantwell@ifyoucantwell.bsky.social · 2mo ago

We’re now 30 days out from the cable premiere of THE TERROR: DEVIL IN SILVER on AMC, airing 9/20. Dan Stevens Judith Light CCH Pounder Stephen Root A powerhouse cast. Get stuck with us in New Hyde Hospital in Queens. Laughs, tears, scares. And on AMC+ / Shudder, you can watch it all RIGHT NOW.

The plagiarism machine I created will likely kill us all, there’s a 40% chance, no, higher, like 75%,or more! But NO I will not “unplug it,” that’s an insane suggestion. The scientific solution is to *give me more money.*

I'm a fan of The Wailing, so went to see the opening matinee for Hope just now. Wow. Epic. Tense, funny, and original for 2 hours and 36 minutes. Avoid spoilers.

Jeff Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social and I are teaching a class at Rose City Comic Con @rosecitycc.bsky.social: "Show your Stories" Register here: checkout.conventions.leapevent.tech/eh/Rose_City...

Nothing but respect for my president. 

Divorce: 2/10, would not recommend

These tech oligarchs trying to live forever like they're too good to upload to San Junipero like the rest of us.

Just when you think Fetterman couldn't suck more, the guy goes from Hoover to Dyson on your ass.

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · last mo.

Fetterman text to aide: “Why do I have to keep having to meet with [Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia]?” Aide: “Because they are worried about vaccines and Medicaid cuts.” Fetterman: “Well I’m not.” @wsj.com #PAsen www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

I show up to movie theaters early just to crush on Maria Menounos.

I have the soul of a poet. It's buried in my backyard.