My mind is like a steel trap. A steel trap that’s been left out in the elements for nearly 40 years, had a bad concussion in its teens, gets 4 hours of sleep every night, and has been left out in the elements for nearly 40 years.

All I want is a smoke detector that can tell the difference between burning pizza smoke and omg holy shit this is for real hope your homeowners insurance plan is good smoke.

Hiro Isono

🟡 Peter Goodfellow, David A Hardy x 2, Ralph McQuarrie

Adolf Schaller ‘Clouds of the Cosmos’

Zion National Park, UT

Some more pics of the neon boneyard that BlueSky cut off in my last post.

Anyone else noticing problems with uploading photos to BlueSky? It’s cutting me off at 4 pics, with the 4th being corrupted and blank.

The neon boneyard / Neon Museum in Las Vegas.

Valley of Fire, NV

Visited Antelope Canyon in the Navajo Nation and the only way I can think to describe it is “Seussian”.

First time trying karaage!

Finally, an Onion article about me.

The Onion@theonion.com · 3y ago

"I must say, I’m taking a real shine to Kyle and how utterly incapable he is of fostering any sort of human connection that would pull him away from his work duties."

Pre Thanksgiving meal charcuterie. Will I have enough room in my belly for dinner? Sounds like future me’s problem.

When I entered adulthood, I was wholly unprepared for how many filters I would need to buy on a regular basis forever.

I keep thinking about ramen.

Weighted blanket gives me the happy brain chemicals

Who has time for string cheese when Babybels are on offer?

Lonesome dead volcanoes on the barren black sand desert of central Iceland.

Hayao Miyazaki: "I sure as shit can’t show my face at Koganei Heating and Plumbing anymore."

Hayao Miyazaki Announces Return To Filmmaking After Big Time Fuckup At New HVAC Installation Job

TOKYO—Despite his hopes to retire permanently after the release of this year’s The Boy And The Heron, beloved Studio Ghibli director Hayao Miyazaki announced his return to filmmaking Wednesday, ci...

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Some days when I’m sad, I’ll think about all the friendly random sidewalk cats I’ve met.

Prior to visiting Iceland, I had an inkling that the country would have exquisite sushi options due to abundance of high quality fish in the local diet. This assumption later proved to be correct.

SKÁL!, Hlemmur Mathöll, Reykjavik.

POV those post pandemic staffing problems hit hard and you drop those 3 job openings from Indeed.

This is the Eyjafjallajökull volcano that majorly blew its top back in 2010 and shut down air travel across Europe for months. Can’t help but feel like you’re walking on eggshells traveling around these slumbering beasts.

Let there be (northern) light(s)!

The scrungly ice at Diamond Beach is my favorite ice.

I took this photo and even I don’t understand how this place is real. Skógafoss waterfall in southern Iceland.

Visit Iceland. Revel in astounding natural beauty. Experience indescribable awe under the shimmering cosmic curtain of the northern lights. Eat dick waffles.

Some days I think back on this aburi sushi platter I had in Canada and yearn.