The 80’s ChatGPT trend continues to prove that machines will never replace human beings. No machine mind can comprehend the sheer beautiful chaos of 80’s era hairdos.
I’m getting really, really tired of having friends and members of my community die too young.
I know everyone and their mom is eulogizing Dolly today…but can we also just acknowledge that part of why her passing is so awful is that she’s one of the very few people who managed to achieve every conceivable level of wealth and success and still STAY A GOOD PERSON?? Fuck, I hate this timeline.
Having to pay to park anywhere is bullshit. If there’s not like a special event, why in the sweet fuck is the money I’m spending on local taxes or at your business also not covering the cost of having somewhere to park my car?
I’m not saying that class tensions have reached a boiling point, but I am saying that I’m immediately suspicious of anyone who’s mentally well adjusted and thriving right now.
I had SUCH a good time writing my cover letter for @bencollins.bsky.social and @realinfowars.bsky.social that I thought I might also share it with you guys, too. I’m REALLY proud of it…
Serious question: will your job application portal be using any algorithmic tools to sort through resumes? I’m hoping to submit something creative, but I don’t want to end up shooting myself in the foot if it never ends up in front of a human eye.
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 2mo agoThis InfoWars caper is going a little too well. We need to staff up a bit. We're hiring a Social Media Lead, who will help make InfoWars the network of the future. We need someone who is extraordinarily online, has big ideas for how things break through in 2026, and can pull those ideas off quick.
I love how every wealthy person’s response when someone tries to check their privilege is “but I worked HARD for my money!” As if (a) we’re not ALL busting our asses constantly, and (b) at least half of them still benefitted from access that the rest of us can barely dream of.
Lyft driver: “You live in the jungle” Me: “Huh?” “You live in the jungle” “Do I?” “Yeah…” 10 seconds go by Driver: “There’s a lot of Black people here” Me: “Yeah. Is that why they call it the jungle?” “Yeah.” “Who calls it that.” “Everyone I know and I lived here 22 years.”
I propose a new rule for Pride Month next year: Bi ladies can bring their straight boyfriends…but only if he wears a sexy lil maid outfit.
It me! 😁
erostakles@erostakles.com · 3mo ago🚨 Issue Five is Live! 🚨 Featuring a Q&A with @ceraunthedivanun.bsky.social and works by more than 30 LGBTQ+ artists from the online #PRIDE exhibition. Plus @damnitrj.bsky.social on the cover! ☺️ It’s a great day… … to grab a copy! erostakles.com/quarteros #gayart #gayartist #queerart #queerartist
I need for them to release a version of this new Euphoria season with Cassie and Nate’s story line cut out. Their characters are absolutely insufferable.
I’ve worked in a lot of different industries: food service, retail, media, tech, fitness, marketing… you know what I’ve never seen? A CEO that was truly smarter or more capable than an above average employee.
If you need any more proof that pets adopt the behaviors of their owners, here’s one of @justjtay.bsky.social’s cats being a little pit pig…
Here’s your yearly reminder that the owner of Coachella is a anti-queer, Billionaire Republican 🫶
Who said porn can’t be ART? 🎨 @damnitrj.bsky.social @justjtay.bsky.social
Which phase of Late Stage Capitalism is it where we have terms and conditions and a mandatory arbitration agreement on a container of COLLAGEN FUCKING PEPTIDES??
“It appears the crime rate of CBP agents and offices was higher PER CAPITA than the crime rate of undocumented immigrants in the United States…” ANYONE SHOCKED? Actually you will be when you read the full report: www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/accountabi...
Accountability for ICE and CBP
However bad you think the corruption and misconduct at ICE and CBP is — the reality is far far worse.
doomsdayscenario.co
“To call Melania vapid would do a disservice to the plumes of florid vape smoke that linger around British teenagers.” This review is a masterclass of British snark 👌👌: www.the-independent.com/arts-enterta...
Melania Trump is a scowling void of pure nothingness in her ghastly film – review
Hitting cinemas as the streets of America remain filled with the angry and grieving, the vulgar, gilded lifestyle of the Trumps makes them look like Marie Antoinette skulking in her cake-filled chatea...
the-independent.com
Question for Jon on the next @weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social: were you always this well versed in global politics, economics, and history or did that come with doing the show? What are some resources you’d recommend to deepen our own knowledge in these areas?
Literally what the fuck is wrong with you @gavinnewsom.bsky.social? Fire whatever consultant or pollster told you it was a good idea to compromise with literal fascists, because your constituents who are getting terrorized will not forget this betrayal. 🖕🖕
So glad I waited to stream Fantastic 4…that shit was mid at best 👎
“Please arrive ten minutes early for your appointment…” Then make THAT the fucking appointment time! The whole point of an appointment is that we agree on a time for me to be there. Christ…
I shot @damnitrj.bsky.social For my new series Queer Heaven. The religious right doesn’t have a monopoly on peace in the afterlife! #gay #gayboy #gayman #model #laphotographer #fitness #muscle #abs #malemodel #canon #portrait