everyone always wanna get van helsing when draculas are about but here’s the thing: dracula was killed by a cowboy…if you’re a transylvanian peasant your ass needs to get to the rodeo
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couldn’t remember the name of mr. bungle last night and kept calling them uncle bucket
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this year i drew a tribute to the weeny witch, one of my favorite bits of halloween kitsch
reworked and colored this drawing from last year’s zine (the flowers were originally pumpkins)
In a dream you pet a dog. You are the fur under your own fingers. The dog is dreaming and making little noises and in that dream you exist only as scent and the warmth of embrace. You are the dirt in a flowerbed. You are goldenrod in a summer sunset. You are free
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i watched that you can see everything teaser twice and both times made me feel like my skeleton was trying to escape.
uncle kept wanting to show me funny reels, i told him i probably would not think they were funny, he finally brought his phone over to insist i watch a cat prank one and it was AI
my 3-yr-old niece has an imaginary friend named grandma and tonight i asked her where grandma lives and she said, “in the forest. in a cabin. the police came for her. she’s in a cave. she’s dead. she’s coming back.” kids are fun.
archie likes to sleep in a blanket nest on the couch but he won’t settle down until i also cover up with a blanket. if i forget he starts nudging the edge of his blanket toward me with his nose.
i wonder what all of the hot dog themed accounts that have followed me on instagram in the last week are going to think about all the corpses i’m painting for my show
got my first comment about the broom placement looking like a dick to which i can say this is how she’s presented in one of the original illustrations. i almost gave her a skirt like in the party photos but then decided that was the cowardly choice.
lady at snakerama@deadspiderhands.bsky.social · 3w agothis year i drew a tribute to the weeny witch, one of my favorite bits of halloween kitsch
please look at this ghost ship lego figure i have purchased at the horror con
this year i drew a tribute to the weeny witch, one of my favorite bits of halloween kitsch
anything can happen on halloween is sooo important to me
So Mayer@suchmayer.northsky.social · 4w agoTim Curry gave many spectacularly unhinged performances but the one that made the deepest impression on me was in THE WORST WITCH. If you've never seen this classic of shonky 80s video effects, cheesy lyrics & ludicrously sexy performance for a kids film, well now you have. youtu.be/SSZYVFc6BqI
i got a dumb idea in the middle of working on a real painting and had to stop to paint this
crom is one of my oldest friends and i am very attached to his cats as well so i think it would be really nice if you looked into commissioning him
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i got a dumb idea in the middle of working on a real painting and had to stop to paint this
my nephew came over after school and when i asked him about his day he told me that taylor swift died