"the protections of the first amendment" is a phrase used to refer to the special No Yelling at Me force field that mother says i DESERVE :(

people who carry a big fan around are clearly so enamored of their big fan. yeah i’m withdrawing the big fan from my bag, here it is!!! flap flap flap flap. now she goes back in the bag…..unless….

on Sophie Cunningham and a trans controversy that doesn't involve any actual trans people: defector.com/the-right-ha...

checked out of baseball for a few years and now all the white boys are named like Braxton or Geoffersyn or something

the briny deep | patreon.com/lubchansky

the briny deep | patreon.com/lubchansky

financially ruined after i spent my entire life savings paying a quack linguist to teach my cat english so i can ask her why shoes near the door are a site of revered worship and even gentle lovemaking, while the same shoes by the bed result in the humiliating scorn of overnight urine.

really loving all the protests against and support for trans women happening in and around the WNBA, a league that has never had a trans woman play in it. we’re just THAT interesting to talk about! for everyone! how fun!!!!

won our gay rec softball league today….conversion to jock complete. i’m sorry to all the nerds i know but we’ll no longer be speaking.

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lil miss big boy@lighter.bsky.social · 5d ago

Post your hottest music take. Mine is New Order is better than Joy Division.

i love when i mention a surgery to a cis person and they talk about how THEY’d love to get that done and im so lucky to have it covered by insurance. it rocks and when it happens im not mentally loading The Gun

wow. this is tomorrow.

mattie lubchansky@mattielubchansky.com · last wk.

i just listened to the final mixes and they are good :) also we’re playing much of it next weekend if you are in “brooklyn”

at least the liberty have the decency to be completely washed the season that the W is ruined. tremendous foresight ladies i appreciate it

NEW on the bonus feed! It's Mayor November's live show from London, and she takes us through some Worshipful Company drama in the square mile. nogodsnomayors.com

dear god, hearing the way some people have just completely integrating AI shit into their everyday lives is so sad and embarrassing and alienating. you motherfuckers have me on the verge of believing in the existence of the human soul. awful

mattie stuns in new photos???????

one year of SLOPLICITY my god how time flies........

mattie lubchansky@mattielubchansky.com · last wk.

SIMPLICITY has been out for ONE YEAR today!!!! happy birthday to my little book :) we don't get paperbacks very often in the graphic novel world so it's tough to keep attention on something when it's no longer new, but i still think it's the best thing i've ever made. simplicitybook.xyz

SIMPLICITY has been out for ONE YEAR today!!!! happy birthday to my little book :) we don't get paperbacks very often in the graphic novel world so it's tough to keep attention on something when it's no longer new, but i still think it's the best thing i've ever made. simplicitybook.xyz

REAL HERO SHIT: HARDER THAN IT LOOKS is out today!!!!! 👹🗡️ Happy birthday to my biggest, baddest book yet. I am so immensely proud of how this turned out, it was a massive labor of love that has been a very long time coming. ❤️

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odysseus should have been more of a trickster. and he should have his face painted in a fun way…like maybe the way a clown does it…i’m just spitballing. perhaps he could meet batman in the film? and they DONT get along.

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made my yearly tribute of a pair of prescription sunglasses to my father Poseidon. here they are pictured, in happier times earlier today,

new album from mattie’s band FAITH/VOID “dangerously close” to releasing, say postpunk scientists

(3 drinks) sometimes the world is so magnificent that i will weep at the many simple beauties you encounter during a normal day (3.25 drinks) if you begin to think about it enemies are actually surrounding me and closing in. i am beset upon by evil on all sides.

you know a year ago the lebron news would have me spiraling. "the vile joel embiid must never sniff the conference finals" i would be screaming from a rooftop, nude. howling in the rain. but now? after the 2025-2026 nba season? i am at peace. the sun is shining. i am wearing clothes.

This week on on the free feed: We're joined by Boris and Rey from The Empire Never Ended, and head to Belgrade. No homo by the way. nogodsnomayors.com

truly truly truly truly truly truly sick and tired of seeing the trans panic used as a venue for liberal cis people to get their little japes in. i’m so glad you get to pat yourself on the back but please do it somewhere i can’t fucking see it. thanks!

Just gonna say, as the author of the 2021 report, I stand by every single thing I wrote

Sal r.r. tamarkin@sal.gay · 2w ago

center for american progress (2021): "Trans inclusive policies "which allow transgender athletes to compete in accordance with their gender identity, should be implemented nationwide." Center for american progress in (2026): "restrictions may be appropriate under some circumstances"

(donning my little sherlock holmes hat and holding a magnifying glass at the part of neera tanden's bio that says she left CAP in 2021 and returned in 2025) what could it MEAN!!!!!!!!

Sal r.r. tamarkin@sal.gay · 2w ago

center for american progress (2021): "Trans inclusive policies "which allow transgender athletes to compete in accordance with their gender identity, should be implemented nationwide." Center for american progress in (2026): "restrictions may be appropriate under some circumstances"