AgustDeezNuts
@bottleage.bsky.social
Bottle. 30-something. Philly. They/Them. Wrestling. Leftist. Mixed Japanese-American 🇯🇵. Queer. Neurodivergent. RGG Games enjoyer. BTS stan and K-Pop fan. Himbo enthusiast. Retired punk. Cats. One Piece
It is 2002. I am at the mall to see Jackass in the movie theater. I buy a soft pretzel. I buy a Korn shirt at a store in the mall. It is 2026. I am at the mall to see Jackass in the movie theater. I buy a soft pretzel. I buy a Korn shirt at a store in the mall.
Roomies and I are watching Double or Nothing tonight and I am admittedly behind on AEW. I only have one question. Why is Lio Rush Gollum now?
I’ve been too burnt out for social media tbh. Health and life burnout. This is my life now aside from sleeping. See ya in another couple months I guess. Unless you can fix my busted ass thyroid and get me a new job that doesn’t kill my will to live. XOXO
ARMYs I say this with all the love in my heart. The plural of vinyl is vinyl. It’s VINYL. VINYL RECORDS. 😭 PLEASE.
Guys I can’t go back to America. I’ve become accustomed to going to the bathhouse every day and drinking straight up milk without shitting myself. Please don’t make me leave Japan. Just bring me my cats
I don’t use this or much social medias these days because the horrors persist and all I can muster sometimes is unintelligible screaming and I mostly only wanna talk about the One Piece tcg and deck building so I’m doing yall a kindness.
Important life update: I saw goats today. Also go birds.
You can say what you will about Hulk Hogan's personal life and beliefs, but you have to acknowledge that as a wrestler, he was also completely dogshit
Hulk Hogan was always the absolute worst and just kept on sinking. never found the bottom. a perfect figure for America’s last 40 years.
Posted this in a One Piece server with zero commentary and got scolded by a mod. I forgot some people are only into One Piece for big tiddies and don’t know how to actually read and comprehend things. Lmao
My music streaming app been just playing me KPop only before 2020 and between this and how much the Demon Hunters soundtrack slaps it’s just so blatantly apparent the sharp decline in quality of the music coming out of the even. It makes me sad. The companies keep churning out shallow slop.
today's not the only day you can post this, but it's a very good day to post it
Happy “Terrified Pets and the Humans Who Care for Them Doing Damage Control” Day to all who gotta do that. I hope it’s not too bad for your lil buds 😿
AEW should open every single show with this dance MxM Collection is doing in Japan. I'm obsessed
New thing happened: I got called a champagne socialist today because I…*checks notes* said we shouldn’t be crossing the picket line and scab and that we should be standing in solidarity with our city sanitation workers?!