eduarthing.bsky.social

@eduarthing.bsky.social

18+ only, super duper NSFW. Expect anything born 2003, non-binary, any pronouns

Chocolate cake is so sexy...I wanna stuff a lot of it into someone's mouth and see if they can handle all that rich flavor, the density, the moisture... The art shown here is cropped from a commission I did a while ago!

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I don't have something special for you today, just a side view of Didisaur when he's not chibi. I based this off of the many illustrations of dinosaur side profiles I've seen, though this one doesn't look quite as menacing with an open jaw

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My tail is so huge that it drags across the ground sometimes! It's also kinda squishy, like a stress ball...If you wanna touch it, you gotta let me touch yours, or, ummm somewhere that's really close to where your tail would be~

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The alluring Slop is the first test subject for my confetti maker laser. These photos were taken just a few seconds apart from each other, and the result of a rapidly expanding squirrel is...

My research and development is researching and developing a laser that will blow someone up large until they blow up into confetti...Why a laser for this method? Why confetti as the outcome? Lasers are evil, and confetti is fun...

A while ago, at the request of a friend, I made an inflatable suit that resembles me. Today, I updated it to reflect my current look (and mini form!) I bet you can't tell the difference, huh? Perhaps if I hadn't been standing too far back in this photo...

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The procedure to return my body to normal was not a complete success...The stubborn rubber couldn't be cut or pierced, so it was majorly compressed around my abdomen. As consequence, my stomach will squeak loud if pressed on firmly. I'm gonna go pleasure myself now

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