Scalli

@viceandviolence.bsky.social

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Dwellers are my pride and joy, man. If nothing else comes from my worldbuilding, I want Dwellers to be the canonical result of Dwarf + Elf, on some wiki somewhere.

What's the American equivalent of Folk Horror? My fucking brain's betraying me. Y'know what I mean? Swamps, deserts, wooden chapels, things in the woods, bit of voodoo witchcraft, revolvers and gas lanterns. Is it Southern Gothic?

I think if this endless European summer has taught us anything it's that the Aztecs were right, Tonatiuh the Fifth Sun demands blood sacrifice. Oh and that there's a surprising amount of calories in dark berry cider.

One of the unfortunate realities of maintaining a matriarchal dynasty is that at some point, a penis is going to need to enter a vagina. Chosen are the heavily-vetted, council-approved, non-familial employees of Great House members.

One of the unfortunate realities of maintaining a matriarchal dynasty is that at some point, a penis is going to need to enter a vagina. Chosen are the heavily-vetted, council-approved, non-familial employees of Great House members.

Fun fact about porn artists, we talk like welders when no one’s watching. “S’quality lining there. What is that, 10 point?” “12 point felt at 600, ‘bout 10 stability.” “PS or CSP?” “CSP.” “Mm.” “Myup.”

Cooking up a fun little faerie tale adventure but it does introduce the concept of "racist old grandmas" so I've gotta spend the night inventing derogatory terms for my twelve fantasy races. Most of 'em are gonna be easy but what the fuck do racist old Dragonkin grandmas call Humans? Cabbages?

The Swordsman Treaties were a series of illustrated manuals depicting muscular men in revealing tights making wide, impressive stances. Because of this, the books that taught people how to use swords outsold swords several hundred times over.

In mechanical terms, the Can’t Cum Cock Ring makes you receive no benefits from Sex, but sets your Refractory Period to Zero, meaning you can literally plough your way through a dungeon. Although the second you take it off all those un-had orgasms catch up to you, of course.

In mechanical terms, the Can’t Cum Cock Ring makes you receive no benefits from Sex, but sets your Refractory Period to Zero, meaning you can literally plough your way through a dungeon. Although the second you take it off all those un-had orgasms catch up to you, of course.

I feel like too many world builders strive for Realism to avoid the more difficult - but much more fun - challenge of Internal Consistency. Your entire world could be on the back of a pig so long as you account for the Forests of Bakhayr and the Fat Mines of Rrump. Fuck it, go nuts.

When a Giant walks through symmetrical hills (known as tiddy mounds) they become corrupted by the Fae, becoming an Aint She. While beautiful from a distance, they are terrifying up close. Dragons are - for reasons they won’t say - terrified of them, earning them the name The Good Neighbours.

If anyone asks I drew it like this so the arachnophobics don’t get jumpscared while reading the book. In reality it’s so I didn’t have to look at reference photos of bloody tarantulas for six hours.

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