Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody

@daniellesmithab.bsky.social

Alberta’s Premier Separatist! Leader of the Wildrose UCP United Conservative Party & Rob Anderson’s APP errand girl. Only Official Parody Account. I am a LIAR! There are better parody accounts. The truth is I am a complete joke…notwithstanding. #abpoli

Oh shoot Connie… did you not get my memo? Yeah no I waived the requirement for Kevin O’Leary to perform an environmental impact assessment. My UCP decided it is unnecessary to review his AI Data Center project. We are taking Kevin at his word when he proposed that power and water is standard usage

Connie L🇨🇦🍁🐝🐦‍⬛🌲🌏🌈Living with COPD@connieskp.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Just wondering if all data centers use this huge amount of water? @daniellesmithab.bsky.social What environmental damage will it do? Where will the power and water come from #WonderValley #Olds

WTF! Spanky…track down Minister Amery RFN! This court shall not have inherent jurisdiction over its own court. The UCP has already unduly interfered in the Citizen Initiative Act. Who does this Judge think she is? They say Judicial Independence is the cornerstone of Democracy. I don’t want that!!!

Judge orders pause on signature validation process for Alberta independence petition | CBC News

A judge has granted a month-long stay preventing Alberta’s chief electoral officer from certifying the results of a petition to force a referendum on a proposal for Alberta to separate from Canada.

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👀 Ok lookee here. This is a bold faced lie. I am lying. Each day I am more intentional, more deceitful & more deliberate in my lies. ie. I know for a FACT @lukaszukab.bsky.social filed the #ForeverCanadian petition under the ‘legislative pathway’ yet I bolster this lie! #pantsonfire #ableg #abpoli

disordered@disorderedyyc.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Premier Danielle Smith's comments on @lukaszukab.bsky.social's Forever Canadian petition at the Calgary Rotary Club event today. #ableg #abpoli

Today I unveiled the next step in Rob Anderson’s Alberta Prosperity Project - this is our UCP version of I.C.E. I’m going to give grade 12 educated civil servants a loaded fucking handgun after each of them pass my vocational training program. #Abpoli

Alberta preparing to move all sheriffs to new provincial police service | CBC News

A new provincial police service plans to train about 600 Alberta sheriffs as police officers with six weeks of additional training, Public Safety and Emergency Services Minister Mike Ellis says.

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I am NOT a Nazi. There is a distinction to be made between the immoral conduct of Adolf Hitler and his Gestapo/Stasi war criminals versus me and my UCP authoritarian regime… And if anyone can make that distinction, by all means, please leave comments below. #ableg

Alberta referendum: Danielle Smith calls Notley and Lukaszuk’s ‘Nazi’ comments ‘disgusting’ | Watch News Videos Online

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