Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody
@daniellesmithab.bsky.social
Alberta’s Premier Separatist! Leader of the Wildrose UCP United Conservative Party & Rob Anderson’s APP errand girl. Only Official Parody Account. I am a LIAR! There are better parody accounts. The truth is I am a complete joke…notwithstanding. #abpoli
@theglobeandmail.com I like it! The cartoon. Though I feel this octopus has been unfairly depicted. #abpoli
Oh shoot Connie… did you not get my memo? Yeah no I waived the requirement for Kevin O’Leary to perform an environmental impact assessment. My UCP decided it is unnecessary to review his AI Data Center project. We are taking Kevin at his word when he proposed that power and water is standard usage
Just wondering if all data centers use this huge amount of water? @daniellesmithab.bsky.social What environmental damage will it do? Where will the power and water come from #WonderValley #Olds
This is my Chief of Staff Rob Anderson. He’s a proper Separatist BUT this week we are supposed to be publicly pretending to be Canadian 🇨🇦 Get with the script FUCKBALL Line: “Blah blah sovereign Alberta .. blah blah United Canada” #abpoli
Hey Dj Khaled…I’m adding “another one” ALBERTA REFERENDUM QUESTION 11: Do you agree that my head should remain up my ass when Albertans vote in a new Premier in 2027? #abpoli
I’m sooooo delusional! I haven’t won jack. Here let me fix it: Carney: Pathways before Pipelines or no deal Smith: K let me spin it by peppering my news release with some 🐂💩 Carney: Whatevs #abpoli
Wait wot? We were supposed to consult with First Nations on Bill 14? 🤔 #WhatGoesAround #ComingAround #Abpoli
Judge quashes Alberta separation petition in favour of First Nations
A judge has quashed an Alberta separation petition, saying the provincial government had a duty to consult with First Nations.
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Of course I defended my UCP in response to the largest privacy breach in Canadian history… Shh shhh S H O C K E R
Smith defends UCP presence on call with Alberta separatist group calgaryherald.com/news/politic...
Are you one of the lucky 2.9 million Albertans who are eligible to vote? If so, GREAT NEWS! ALL your personal information (name-address-phone-email) is now in the hands of Alberta Separatist organizers! You better all fucking remember that me & my Justice Minister (Amery) made THIS possible! #abpoli
“A referendum is the purest and most direct form of democracy..” And by DEMOCRACY, I mean: Burying half a million #ForeverCanadian signatures in a legislative committee until late October… that’s AFTER I push my Seperatist referendum question through. I circumvent democracy! #ableg #abpoli
Let’s remove a child from a school environment when IMO they need 1 to 1 support in specialized environments til they learn to self regulate. My #UCP is drawing a line here ‘students you can EARN your way, of course, into public school inclusion BUT you can EARN your way OUT too! YES! I said this!🤯
Recommendation 5 is an Addendum added SOLELY by Chair Justice Miller. The other Majority Commission mbrs did not agree. The Judge feared #UCP would accept our Minority Report So I took Justice Miller’s good-faith addendum & flipped it! I am a cheater! #Gerrymandering #MLAElectoralInterference
This is how Bruce Springsteen opened his concert in Los Angeles last night. 🔥🔥 Footage from @margaret_nagle on Threads.
WTF! Spanky…track down Minister Amery RFN! This court shall not have inherent jurisdiction over its own court. The UCP has already unduly interfered in the Citizen Initiative Act. Who does this Judge think she is? They say Judicial Independence is the cornerstone of Democracy. I don’t want that!!!
Judge orders pause on signature validation process for Alberta independence petition | CBC News
A judge has granted a month-long stay preventing Alberta’s chief electoral officer from certifying the results of a petition to force a referendum on a proposal for Alberta to separate from Canada.
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👀 Ok lookee here. This is a bold faced lie. I am lying. Each day I am more intentional, more deceitful & more deliberate in my lies. ie. I know for a FACT @lukaszukab.bsky.social filed the #ForeverCanadian petition under the ‘legislative pathway’ yet I bolster this lie! #pantsonfire #ableg #abpoli
Premier Danielle Smith's comments on @lukaszukab.bsky.social's Forever Canadian petition at the Calgary Rotary Club event today. #ableg #abpoli
Mr. Speaker, it’s my pleasure to introduce Bill 25 - An Act to Remove Education and Diversity from Alberta Schools. #ableg #abpoli 👇🏻
Alberta removes education from curriculum
I kicked Scott Sinclair out of my UCP Caucus for raising concerns about my Shit-Stain Finance Minister’s Provincial Deficit budget but I’m ok with JASON STEPHAN seeking signatures on the Independence position. Surprise Surprise Surprise #abpoli
UCP MLA Jason Stephan has written a pro-separatist op-ed for the Western Standard. It is behind a paywall, but it replicates many of the traditional arguments: Ottawa "HAS COST ALBERTANS HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS IN CAPITAL INVESTMENT AND THOUSANDS OF JOBS." www.westernstandard.news/opinion/step...
Wow. Don’t mind me. I guess all these criminal investigations swarming around me AND my UCP is starting to have me come unglued. Usually I’m so calm and collected when I’m engaging in misconduct and lying straight to your face. 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝 🐝🐝🐝
Me thinks my CoS doth protest too much. Besides, we own all the tinfoil! We purchased it in bulk with UCP Turkish Tylenol. 👊
I want to clarify my Chief of Staff’s remarks. At no time did I reasonably address issues stemming from our province’s economic dependency on foreign workers. Nono. Alternatively, my anti-immigration proposal serves to rage-farm for ‘supermajority support’ from Berta’s finest racists/bigots! #abpoli
Not good #abpoli
Alberta government projects $9.4B deficit with no plan to return to balanced budgets | CBC News
Finance Minister Nate Horner says his United Conservative Party government must break some of its own fiscal restraint laws to weather an increase in population that came without an economic boom.
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Today I unveiled the next step in Rob Anderson’s Alberta Prosperity Project - this is our UCP version of I.C.E. I’m going to give grade 12 educated civil servants a loaded fucking handgun after each of them pass my vocational training program. #Abpoli
Alberta preparing to move all sheriffs to new provincial police service | CBC News
A new provincial police service plans to train about 600 Alberta sheriffs as police officers with six weeks of additional training, Public Safety and Emergency Services Minister Mike Ellis says.
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I am NOT a Nazi. There is a distinction to be made between the immoral conduct of Adolf Hitler and his Gestapo/Stasi war criminals versus me and my UCP authoritarian regime… And if anyone can make that distinction, by all means, please leave comments below. #ableg
Alberta referendum: Danielle Smith calls Notley and Lukaszuk’s ‘Nazi’ comments ‘disgusting’ | Watch News Videos Online
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