Well…that didn’t work out did it? #YouSeePee

Why Calgary gas prices are back above $1.70 a litre

A gas analyst says the wide range of prices Calgary drivers may have noticed lately is due to a number of different factors.

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I did it! Today I took credit for Mark Carney’s global stardom, his national leadership, his energy innovation and his determination to unite Canada. Yay Me! #Narcissist

Mark Carney@mark-carney.bsky.social · last wk.

A new pipeline to get more Canadian energy to new markets. One of the largest carbon capture and storage projects in the world. Canada is working. Building big. Building together. Building strong for all.

Be honest with me…do you think my $130 million dollar referendumb is effecting the polls? 🤔

And the Academy goes to… Marlaina Danielle Smith For my performance in “A Separatist Runs Through it” “An emotional Premier Smith held back tears Saturday as she recounted a long list of historic indignities Albertans have suffered at the hands of the federal government” City News YEG

'Why walk away?': Emotional Danielle Smith speaks against separation at online forum

An emotional Premier Danielle Smith held back tears Saturday as she recounted a long list of historic indignities Albertans have suffered at the hands of the federal government. Smith was the opening ...

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Look-eee Here OKOTOKS Highwood Constituency Association just triggered the UCP process to review my GREAT and ALL POWERFUL Leadership. This is what they did to Kenney? Wait wot? How dare YOU accuse me of not being a Separatist 👊🏻 Am I not extremist enough for you?

No, Alberta Does Not 'Subsidize' the Rest of Canada via @thetyee.ca That’s just my UCP WarRoom strategy intended to divide the people and stoke the fires of separatism

No, Alberta Does Not ‘Subsidize’ the Rest of Canada | The Tyee

The vast majority of workers get more from federal programs than they give.

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Calgary Shaw ✅ check Next Up Calgary East Calgary Cross Calgary North Calgary NorthWest Calgary West Lethbridge East All things being equal, I will lose the next election with Pete Guthrie’s party capturing just 5% of the vote. Thank you ProgrssiveTory Party of Alberta! I will lose because of 🫵

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I’m spending another $4 Million of public funds to sell my Bull Sh*t. I am stoking the fire of Racism. What I really want is to target “those foreigners” and limit your Constitutional rights. This is really about the other nine questions on the ballot! #NoToTheNine #abpoli

I just don’t why I surround myself with racist, bigoted f*cktards…who lie and publish baseless, non-factual statistics. Birds of a Feather?? #NoToTheNine

Where is Lake America in proximity to Lake of Fire? 🤷🏻‍♀️

Trump signs order renaming Lake Ontario as 'Lake America' in the United States

President Donald Trump says he's renaming Lake Ontario to be known as “Lake America” in the United States as he escalates his trade war with Canada.

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Hey Chiefs! “You better check yourselves!” I’m 1/28th Cherokee you know!

Danielle Smith tells First Nations chiefs to ‘check themselves’ over treason accusations | Globalnews.ca

Chiefs representing First Nations across Alberta have asked the RCMP to look into whether the upcoming fall referendum amounts to criminal treason by Danielle Smith and the UCP.

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I’m deeply disappointed that 🇨🇦 & 🇺🇸 did not come to a Trade Agreement. Actually I don’t care. Just inserting myself Btw are there any immigrants available to work on Referendumb Day? I’m asking Albertans to vote to strip u of your EMPLOYMENT rights but I need your help first! I can’t find workers🤔

I will take credit for this. The uptick in bigotry and racism in Alberta is my doing. Speaking of which, check out my ReferenDUMB questions! THEN VOTE #StayInCanada AND THEN VOTE #NoToTheNine

APTN News@aptnnews.bsky.social · 2mo ago

As Alberta heads toward a pivotal referendum, one of the latest incidents of anti-Indigenous hate was a racist banner that was spotted over the long weekend near Edmonton, drew outrage and fear from First Nations communities.

GOOD!! @daniellesmithab.bsky.social

National Newswatch@nationalnewswatch.com · 3mo ago

Alberta cafe owner closes business after losing customers over separatist events nationalnewswatch.com/2026/07/27/a...

This portrait of myself is being stored at an AI data centre near you! #abpoli

@theglobeandmail.com I like it! The cartoon. Though I feel this octopus has been unfairly depicted. #abpoli

I know I know…I lost you at “FACT” check #abpoli

Ho LI SHIT Spanky 👇👇🏻👇🏼👇🏽👇🏾👇🏿

Senior aide of Alberta premier says First Nations should focus on own problems, not accuse premier of treason | CBC News

The executive director of Premier Danielle Smith's office says that instead of criticizing her, First Nations chiefs should fix their own communities, describing them as entrenched in poverty, drugs a...

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Oh shoot Connie… did you not get my memo? Yeah no I waived the requirement for Kevin O’Leary to perform an environmental impact assessment. My UCP decided it is unnecessary to review his AI Data Center project. We are taking Kevin at his word when he proposed that power and water is standard usage

ConnieL 🟥🍁🟥🐝🌳🦋🌏Living with COPD@connieskp.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Just wondering if all data centers use this huge amount of water? @daniellesmithab.bsky.social What environmental damage will it do? Where will the power and water come from #WonderValley #Olds

This is my Chief of Staff Rob Anderson. He’s a proper Separatist BUT this week we are supposed to be publicly pretending to be Canadian 🇨🇦 Get with the script FUCKBALL Line: “Blah blah sovereign Alberta .. blah blah United Canada” #abpoli

I dunno… I get the sense I’m being called out. All I’m trying to do is divide my province and de-unify my country 🇨🇦 Is it me? It’s everybody else right? #abpoli #cdnpoli

Hey Dj Khaled…I’m adding “another one” ALBERTA REFERENDUM QUESTION 11: Do you agree that my head should remain up my ass when Albertans vote in a new Premier in 2027? #abpoli

I’m sooooo delusional! I haven’t won jack. Here let me fix it: Carney: Pathways before Pipelines or no deal Smith: K let me spin it by peppering my news release with some 🐂💩 Carney: Whatevs #abpoli

Sold! Wait…need to steal some pensions first. #ableg

Jared Wesley@jaredwesley.ca · 5mo ago

If you believe there are 300,000 valid signatures on the Stay Free Alberta petition, I have a privately-owned pipeline to the West Coast to sell you.

Wait wot? We were supposed to consult with First Nations on Bill 14? 🤔 #WhatGoesAround #ComingAround #Abpoli

Judge quashes Alberta separation petition in favour of First Nations

A judge has quashed an Alberta separation petition, saying the provincial government had a duty to consult with First Nations.

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Of course I defended my UCP in response to the largest privacy breach in Canadian history… Shh shhh S H O C K E R

Calgary Herald@calgaryherald.com · 5mo ago

Smith defends UCP presence on call with Alberta separatist group calgaryherald.com/news/politic...

Are you one of the lucky 2.9 million Albertans who are eligible to vote? If so, GREAT NEWS! ALL your personal information (name-address-phone-email) is now in the hands of Alberta Separatist organizers! You better all fucking remember that me & my Justice Minister (Amery) made THIS possible! #abpoli

“A referendum is the purest and most direct form of democracy..” And by DEMOCRACY, I mean: Burying half a million #ForeverCanadian signatures in a legislative committee until late October… that’s AFTER I push my Seperatist referendum question through. I circumvent democracy! #ableg #abpoli

Let’s remove a child from a school environment when IMO they need 1 to 1 support in specialized environments til they learn to self regulate. My #UCP is drawing a line here ‘students you can EARN your way, of course, into public school inclusion BUT you can EARN your way OUT too! YES! I said this!🤯

Recommendation 5 is an Addendum added SOLELY by Chair Justice Miller. The other Majority Commission mbrs did not agree. The Judge feared #UCP would accept our Minority Report So I took Justice Miller’s good-faith addendum & flipped it! I am a cheater! #Gerrymandering #MLAElectoralInterference