There's nothing quite like realizing you accidentally put your undies on inside-out this morning to make you feel really little. 📍 The gym locker room
Merpyderp
@merpyderp.bsky.social
ABDL guy in Philly | Switchy AF | lvl 3.0 | 18+ NSFW One day I'll find a Daddy, but till then I'm gonna be a chaotic menace and I'm making it everyone else's problem.
CW: Messy I don't usually do this... but I tried my first enema over the weekend. "Oh my god, I can't hol-" I couldn't even finish the thought before my diapers got all squishy. 😵💫😵💫 🔊🔊Sound up to hear me whimper.
As hard as I try to separate my ABDL life from my professional life, apparently the universe is intent on reminding me that locktober isn't over yet.
Hi, instead of being at work, do you wanna smush our bedwetter diapers together and make out? Please and thank you.
Seeing all the giant skeletons going up for Halloween reminds me of @personalias.bsky.social 's Diaper Dimension stories. It definitely puts some perspective on just how much bigger an Amazon would be 😳.
A juice box, a snack, and some criss-cross applesauce story time would fix me right now. (Feat: @mombabsta.bsky.social 's blurry hand)
It's entirely possible that I act out for the attention, but you'll never get me to admit it. Anyway, here's a completely unrelated picture from after I knocked over a Jenga tower on someone else's turn.
Potty break number 4/?? You know how sometimes you have to pee again the second you leave the bathroom? Yeah, me neither. 😳
Today's mood: chugging way too much water at work and running to the potty all day to try and keep my goodnites dry. 😵💫
Another "Daddy" back in a chastity cage and diapers where he belongs. And if that "Daddy" happens to be reading this, go do that thing I told you to do. Good babies obey. 😉
It's FTL Friday, but I really just want to go home and start BDF instead. Can you tell?
Imagine being told by some college kid "I don't think you're doing a great job at being a Daddy. Let me show you how it's done." And he's right.
This right here is literally why I'm so obsessed with role reversal. The daddies who pretend to resist are so much fun because they hate how good it feels to be a pantswetting diaper boy 😈
Kinkysaurus@kinkysaurus.com · 3mo agoThere’s something hot about regressing or ruining a middle-aged man. Old enough to be wiser, to have more to “lose”, further to fall. Gradually dragging a professional man into the depths of regression, diaper dependency, and service to others.
Today's BDF mood: Thinking about that time I made a CEO call me during an important client dinner so he could beg for permission to use the potty...
I got to be the first one to try out @pupp.bsky.social's new changing station even though I DEFINITELY didn't need one. Don't listen to anything Oakley says, it's all LIES. 😡
Last weekend, I organized trip #7 with 11 of my ABDL friends. These trips are the highlight of my year. It's proof that a kink chosen family of well-adjusted ABDLs can thrive, without breaking the bank. It's everything I wanted in life, ranging from super wholesome to playfully devious.
The best (worst) part about being an unsupervised brat is that there are never any consequences to my actions 🤪🤪 Also look at my butt.
I need to update my diaper stash. Anyone have any suggestions or requests?
I really want to be put into one of those vacuum beds and then lowered into a hot tub. Basically I want to be sous vide.
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Why is it always "Merpy, no!" and "Merpy, drop it!" and "Merpy, stop knocking glasses off the table!" It's never "Merpy come here for head pets and cuddle" or "Merpy gets good boy stickers". I don't get it. 😡
a bird sits on a table next to a sewing machine and a glass
ALT: a bird sits on a table next to a sewing machine and a glass
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