Merpyderp
@merpyderp.bsky.social
ABDL guy in Philly | Switchy AF | 29 | 18+ NSFW One day I'll find a Daddy, but till then I'm gonna be a chaotic menace and I'm making it everyone else's problem.
Imagine being told by some college kid "I don't think you're doing a great job at being a Daddy. Let me show you how it's done." And he's right.
This right here is literally why I'm so obsessed with role reversal. The daddies who pretend to resist are so much fun because they hate how good it feels to be a pantswetting diaper boy 😈
There’s something hot about regressing or ruining a middle-aged man. Old enough to be wiser, to have more to “lose”, further to fall. Gradually dragging a professional man into the depths of regression, diaper dependency, and service to others.
Today's BDF mood: Thinking about that time I made a CEO call me during an important client dinner so he could beg for permission to use the potty...
I got to be the first one to try out @pupp.bsky.social's new changing station even though I DEFINITELY didn't need one. Don't listen to anything Oakley says, it's all LIES. 😡
Last weekend, I organized trip #7 with 11 of my ABDL friends. These trips are the highlight of my year. It's proof that a kink chosen family of well-adjusted ABDLs can thrive, without breaking the bank. It's everything I wanted in life, ranging from super wholesome to playfully devious.
The best (worst) part about being an unsupervised brat is that there are never any consequences to my actions 🤪🤪 Also look at my butt.
I need to update my diaper stash. Anyone have any suggestions or requests?
I really want to be put into one of those vacuum beds and then lowered into a hot tub. Basically I want to be sous vide.
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Why is it always "Merpy, no!" and "Merpy, drop it!" and "Merpy, stop knocking glasses off the table!" It's never "Merpy come here for head pets and cuddle" or "Merpy gets good boy stickers". I don't get it. 😡
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My next collection is dropping in July and I need to make room! 🩲 🚨GIVEAWAY🚨 Like, follow & repost. 5 lucky Rugrats score a free pair of their choice, drawn 3 May. Use code APRILSALE for 15% off (individual briefs only, until 30 Apr). Once stock runs out, they won't return www.rugratapparel.com
I'm sorry @pupartemis.bsky.social I squandered your redeemable sticky reward 🥺 Thank you @merpyderp.bsky.social and Ryan for keeping me accountable
Okay. Hey Ryan. I’m Artemis it’s nice to meet you. Jacey did give me quite the chuckle today. I like to think I’m like his wolfie uncle. And I love spoiling my nieces and nephews. Can he be allowed a coupon to be redeemed for a free stickies?
@nightlyvariety.bsky.social got demoted from cowboy 🤠 to cow boy 🐄. It's a good thing I had some rope lying around to wrangle him out of trouble!
POV: I'm spanking your little bro's butt and you're next in line.
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Behold: literally the only pic I remembered to take at CAPcon. Time to recreate all my cute outfits at home I guess, oh noooo....🫠
CAPCon 2027: SpaceCAP is Re-Entering Chicago Orbit! 🚀 SpaceCAP returns March 31 to April 4, 2027. This time we are going bigger than ever with our first ever two hotel takeover. Two buildings. Twice the adventure. Room Captain Launch Sequence begins TOMORROW! Learn more at portal.capcon.club
To anyone who didn't get to see Bottom Tapes performing at CAPCon Emo Night, sorry but you missed out on probably the best live music performances of your entire ABDL life. The band absolutely smashed it out of the park. 🤘🤘
"But I don't want to be regressed to a toddler.... I want to be regressed to a middle schooler who doesn't want to be regressed to a toddler." (And then still absolutely does get regressed to a toddler) #abdl #goodboyfics
Oh man I just realized this is gonna be my first CAPcon on anti-anxiety meds. This is gonna be lit 🔥 🤪
Another year, another Valentine's day, another request for cute ABDL romance stories. What's the best date you've been on with another ABDL?
I need some more ABDL romance in my life. For those of you who have ABDL partners, how did you meet, and what's your favorite thing about them? For those of you who don't, you should respond to my Hinge profile prompt 😜. Happy Valentine's Day!