chikachikaslimkatie
@chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social
baby gamer and streamer. loot goblin. nap enthusiast and big fan of soup. 31|she/her 💖 Twitch Affiliate✨ https://www.twitch.tv/chikachikaslimkatie
so I may or may not have waited like 31-ish years to enter my roblox phase (don’t judge me ok that’s not what this is about) and my avatar/outfit got removed from my inventory the other day. I appealed it. then I had this enlightening conversation with roblox support. you can’t make this shit up. 😭
after months of doing insane shit nonstop at work, I get to pivot for a moment and copy edit a 962-page document. so ready to put my headphones on and hunker down under my little grammar and syntax rock. thank fuck. 😭💖
hey, don’t cry. warm buttered popcorn with grated parmesan cheese and a pinch or two of tony chachere’s to taste, okay? 🫂
Hi cutie, I’m Brynn! 🎀 I'm a transfemme romance, horror, and er*tica author. All of my books can be found on Amazon in ebook, paperback, or in KU! MM is my preferred pairing, but I dabble in MF or MMF from time to time. HEAs or HFNs are always guaranteed, and my books are a little (a lot) steamy!
*eats a metric fuck ton of gummy bears even though they hurt my tummy*
hey yeah reporting back. it’s the child. it’s the literal actual child jumping from furniture or something and landing so hard that my wall rattles against my desk. this juiced-up avenger kid needs structure sooo bad. please parent your renewable energy source. or at least buy them a treadmill. 😭
chikachikaslimkatie@chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social · 3w agothe adult keepers of the tiny and tireless usain bolt in the apartment above mine have begun dropping what I can only assume are actual goddamn anvils at a point just over my bed. cool! 💖
there was so much peanut butter on my smoothie bowl this morning that I practically felt like a dog being distracted during a nail trim 😭😭😭
I love having a sibling that moved to Ohio because now every Ohio meme I find has a predestined target and it feels so good to be the conduit
officially back to the point where my nerve compression issues are causing me to throw up (soon to be daily again, I’m sure🥰), and it’s just such a sweet reminder of how much I love the impossibility of receiving ongoing, affordable treatment for chronic pain and illnesses in this shitty country 💖
the adult keepers of the tiny and tireless usain bolt in the apartment above mine have begun dropping what I can only assume are actual goddamn anvils at a point just over my bed. cool! 💖
the dog father be like, “you come to me on the day of my daughter’s shedding”
hi hi hi hi @mochikoii.bsky.social hi I wanted to let you (and the other good people of bsky) know that jollibee is selling their pineapple quencher by the half gallon right now 🤝💖🫡
“love thy neighbor.” ok will do but not when they like to be loud in the courtyard at 10:00 PM on a weeknight. 💖
how tired am I? well I just misread “shrink wrap” as “shrimp wank”, so there’s that.
also! for those of you who donated to my PRIDE fundraiser for Rose Dynasty Foundation, I haven’t forgotten!!! I was just considering continuing the fundraiser, but I haven’t streamed this month. so once I do make the final donation, I’ll definitely follow up on here. thanks again, y’all. 💖
over-under on the number of hot girl cries I have in the bathroom today???
the physics in power wash sim are crazy. how am I perching two inches away from the ledge in mid-fucking-air? I’m practically pissing on Newton right now.
“put me down, coach,” or whatever the saying is
tell me why my response to a wasp dive-bombing me just now was to hold a single hand out and say, “ma’am, please remain in your vehicle,” while ducking 😭
can we set an eating disorder on fire for sharing so many neurobiological similarities with addiction. can we do that. is that a thing we can fucking do please actually.
need to go on vacation so my depression can be a ✨tropical depression✨
unfair how children can sleep in wild configurations only otherwise seen when looking at wretched little organisms growing in a petri dish. meanwhile, you turn 30 and suddenly you need a pillow to keep your hips perfectly aligned while you sleep or you wake up unable to walk for three days.
“marijuana is a gateway drug.” yeah, a gateway to blowing through a few Tents and Trees levels and then taking a fat fucking nap. what of it.
I’ve carefully curated this tumblr dash since I was a preteen and it waters my garden every day
happy 102nd birthday to caesar salad!!!! 🥳🍾🎉🙏
hyenas look so silly and I would die for them
