Playing Dark Souls 3 again to refresh myself so I can do it for Archipelago in the future, and man, I kinda want to replay Elden Ring...
Nick Lai
@azianperc.bsky.social
I'm here to make puns and like your adorable pet photos. Hopefully, you have plenty of pet photos, because I have plenty of puns. 🇨🇳🇨🇦🇺🇲 He/Him All thoughts and funny jokes my own (unless I stole the joke)
I had a really annoying day at work so it's time to chop off my own penis (I am redownloading Dark Souls 3)
I was very disappointed personally with my SRL attempts at GCX but it was kinda funny to forget to remap boost on my second attempt, still take first by the end of lap one, then beat the next person by 4 seconds
Blazing Saddles in the Splatoon universe: "I didn't get a woomy out of that guy." "Give the governor a woomy! "Woomy!" "You better watch your mantle cavity."
🔴🟡🔵 BIG WALK 🔴🟡🔵 Out now on Steam, Nintendo Switch 2, and PlayStation 5. Hooray!
AMAZING NEWS EVERYONE IT CAME WITH STICKERS WOOP WOOP The artist is ScrunklyRamen on Instagram!
This was my first purchase because I laughed so hard at it that literal tears were forming in my eyes me, barely holding it together, high-pitched: woo???
Again volunteering myself to be isekai'd into the SB universe. Target has changed.
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two guardians who caramelldansen 👯 a commission for @azianperc.bsky.social & @thisishannako.bsky.social !!!
There needs to be a restaurant chain where there's always the threat of violence if you're a Noel on the first date.
Thank you to everybody who showed up and supported my partner's booth and @haykebyr.bsky.social @caitlinroseboyle.com and @tinteatime.bsky.social's art You have destroyed my joints see you again next year
My body this morning feels like it's been hit by so many isekai trucks they sent me back to my original world.
Omg @everdrift.bsky.social sorry I did not have the brain power to comprehend what was going on when you came by @thisishannako.bsky.social 's booth earlier ty for supporting them!!!
Kpot before GCX officially starts. I toasted to Pete Parson's cars all simultaneously exploding. It went over well.
The booth is ready aaaaa 613 at GCX 2026. Please come buy things my bags need to become lighter. :') I am hosting @caitlinroseboyle.com @haykebyr.bsky.social and @tinteatime.bsky.social as well so show them some love.
GCX starts tomorrow and I have fewer than 20 of these @hellodatto.bsky.social stickers available. Check out my partner's booth at 613; say ILOVEBRIM to get one.
Volunteering to isekai myself into the SB universe so I can shoot Noel
We don’t want AI-generated images of our cats, so please don’t make them.
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