Devin

@devrho.bsky.social

📍 SLC | 🗣️ EN & SP | Bookworm 📚 | Corgi dad | Coddling ignorance isn’t in my skill set 👨🏼‍🤝‍👨🏻 @ryanrhodes.bsky.social

A gentleman approached us in the gym and said I could appreciate my muscles if I was more tan. I do not aspire to look like a leather bag when I’m older, sir. I aspire to look 50 in my 70s

My medical assistant crushed the NCLEX and I’m ecstatic because she will now be an RN but also devastated because that means she’s going to leave me 😭

If young men channeled all their anger away from guns and back into lyrics in a recording studio, there would be a rock/metal industry renaissance we haven’t seen in decades.

I hate the conspiracy theories and crazy online internet stories weirdos share with me. I worry about them occupying valuable space in my brain, evicting actual useful information to make room for the mindless bullsh!t I never wanted to know